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Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.

 

Pedro: Is she hot?

 

Napoleon: See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamor shot sample]

 

Pedro: Wow.

 

Napoleon: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.

 

Pedro: I like her bangs.

 

Napoleon: Me too.

 

 

Yet, another part I find kinda funny.

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I got to go, but I will be back in 15 minutes.......

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I'm back

Do the chickens have large talons :laughingsmiley:

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It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip :laughingsmiley:

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He bought a girls suit :laughingsmiley:

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Napoleon sure is in a hurry to see Trish!

 

Sheldon: Who's that in my drive way?

[Pedro's cousin's show off their car's hyraulics]

Napoleon: That's my ride

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The two buff mexicans, Trisha, and Napoleon look happy :laughingsmiley:

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Thanks, I made them myself :laughingsmiley:

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In the comercial, did the fishermen catch water bottles??

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If I win, then you can be my secretary or something.

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The defect in that one is bleach

That's correct

Yessssss

This tastes like the cow got in to an onion patch

That's correct

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Don: Vote for Summer.

Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.

Don: Then who you gonna vote for?

Napoleon: I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [Don scoffs and starts to walk away]

Napoleon: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons?

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I already have a soulmate

Oh Yeah, what's her name

Lafonda :woot:

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I think this one matches your season pedro.

Yeah it looks like a medival warrior

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

another comercial skipped :laughingsmiley:

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