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Giovanni Gale

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Hacker?

Want to hear the corny puns I put in the puns topic?

 

Whatever, here they are (with a few more):

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

Police arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

 

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

 

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow meh away!

 

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say. "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet.

 

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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Guest Christmas Trace (Not Tree)

I'm good at graphics! I can even animate video clips into images, but my only example is a 40 frame image of santa beating up Jesus. Gotta love South Park. lol Too bad I can't show it to you.

BTW, In the end of that unaired episode, Santa and Jesus hugged. So it was a happy ending. :D

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