lol. We need to have fun here. It's only 9 here and I'm getting tired. I can't even go to sleep either. *is waiting for the AC results and prize shop*

Google is my best friend though, she is super kind, but stalking too

Google is a she?! Everything I know is a lie...

Google is a she? I didn't know that... thank you Tyler. :yes:

 

Then what's Bing? o.o

 

 

Uh, Noog, those aren't gonna be released until tomorrow afternoon with the news... o.o

Bing is a guy, Google and Bing are in love, Yahoo is also a guy, but both Google and Bing hate him

Then what is Ask.com?

 

WAIT! I don't want to know!

 

Ok, tell me.

Ask.com is also a girl

but Google, Yahoo, and Bing don't know her

Oh, what would the kid be? Like... a website?

 

Anyway...

And then what about Ask Jeeves?

Oh, what would the kid be? Like... a website?

 

The kid would be Goging.com. Strange, I know.

their son is anything.com, but he's still a work in progress

EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE INTERNET IS A LIE!

And rain... But that's a different story.

 

Anyway, erm, anyone else think we should change the topic? o.o

here's the family tree of search engines

blue line=spouse of

green line=child of

red line=sibling of

Cuil---Altavista---Google---Bing---Hotbot---alltheweb

| |

MSN Lycos

Yahoo---Gigablast

I don't know half those sites.

 

And google is angry at you for lying, which is why HE'S stalking me right now.

Okay, this is getting odd so let's change the subject... o.o

 

 

Why? I like this topic. It's strange and funny.

It's just... odd.

 

Think about it. We're talking about what would happen if Bing and Google had children...

*pssssh* ...Google has captured me Ryan... help... she's tied me to a chair in a single room lined everywhere with tile... *pssssh* over

-Sings James bond spy theme and sneaks into Googles lair- Okay, now how do I defeat a mastermind such as this? -Sneaks up behind google and hits her in the head with a briefcase... repeatedly- K, let's go Doc!

Im right behind you! -runs towards door after Ryan- -hits head on bar hanging from ceiling in front of door- ugggggggghhhhh... o-ouch :crying:

-Drags Doc outside and into the cat-copter- I was thinking about switching to an ROFLcopter but naaaah. Anyway. -Flies off towards the sunset- Ohwait, wrong movie... -flies off towards a super tall sky-scraper-

-comes to- what tha? -freaks out over fear of heights- -grabs parachute and 'chutes down to a small park- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :woot:

-Goes all Chuck Norris and dives out of helicopter 3 seconds before it randomly explodes- I'maaaa cominnn!

-pulls 'chute- grab my hand Ryan! -notices that here's about 200 feet to the ground and even though the 'chute is deployed im faling just as fast-

 

-looks up- the 'chute has holes Ryan! what do we do now????????? :(

Hm, enjoy a pleasant last meal before we both plummet to earth and die painfully? -hands you a sandwhich-

YUM! Thanks Ryan!

 

-notices arch nemesis Google falling with them too-

 

Hahahh we will at least have vanquished her! :laughingsmiley: