Hang Out and Post

[Noog]

lol. We need to have fun here. It's only 9 here and I'm getting tired. I can't even go to sleep either. *is waiting for the AC results and prize shop*

[Tyler.]

Google is my best friend though, she is super kind, but stalking too

[CAV of Gang Green]

Google is a she?! Everything I know is a lie...

[-Ryan]

Google is a she? I didn't know that... thank you Tyler. :yes:

 

Then what's Bing? o.o

 

 

Uh, Noog, those aren't gonna be released until tomorrow afternoon with the news... o.o

[Tyler.]

Bing is a guy, Google and Bing are in love, Yahoo is also a guy, but both Google and Bing hate him

[CAV of Gang Green]

Then what is Ask.com?

 

WAIT! I don't want to know!

 

Ok, tell me.

[Tyler.]

Ask.com is also a girl

but Google, Yahoo, and Bing don't know her

[-Ryan]

Oh, what would the kid be? Like... a website?

 

Anyway...

And then what about Ask Jeeves?

[CAV of Gang Green]

Oh, what would the kid be? Like... a website?

 

The kid would be Goging.com. Strange, I know.

[Tyler.]

their son is anything.com, but he's still a work in progress

[-Ryan]

EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT THE INTERNET IS A LIE!

And rain... But that's a different story.

 

Anyway, erm, anyone else think we should change the topic? o.o

[Tyler.]

here's the family tree of search engines

blue line=spouse of

green line=child of

red line=sibling of

Cuil---Altavista---Google---Bing---Hotbot---alltheweb

| |

MSN Lycos

Yahoo---Gigablast

[CAV of Gang Green]

I don't know half those sites.

 

And google is angry at you for lying, which is why HE'S stalking me right now.

[-Ryan]

Okay, this is getting odd so let's change the subject... o.o

 

 

[CAV of Gang Green]

Why? I like this topic. It's strange and funny.

[-Ryan]

It's just... odd.

 

Think about it. We're talking about what would happen if Bing and Google had children...

[:)Doc]

*pssssh* ...Google has captured me Ryan... help... she's tied me to a chair in a single room lined everywhere with tile... *pssssh* over

[-Ryan]

-Sings James bond spy theme and sneaks into Googles lair- Okay, now how do I defeat a mastermind such as this? -Sneaks up behind google and hits her in the head with a briefcase... repeatedly- K, let's go Doc!

[:)Doc]

Im right behind you! -runs towards door after Ryan- -hits head on bar hanging from ceiling in front of door- ugggggggghhhhh... o-ouch :crying:

[-Ryan]

-Drags Doc outside and into the cat-copter- I was thinking about switching to an ROFLcopter but naaaah. Anyway. -Flies off towards the sunset- Ohwait, wrong movie... -flies off towards a super tall sky-scraper-

[:)Doc]

-comes to- what tha? -freaks out over fear of heights- -grabs parachute and 'chutes down to a small park- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :woot:

[-Ryan]

-Goes all Chuck Norris and dives out of helicopter 3 seconds before it randomly explodes- I'maaaa cominnn!

[:)Doc]

-pulls 'chute- grab my hand Ryan! -notices that here's about 200 feet to the ground and even though the 'chute is deployed im faling just as fast-

 

-looks up- the 'chute has holes Ryan! what do we do now????????? :(

[-Ryan]

Hm, enjoy a pleasant last meal before we both plummet to earth and die painfully? -hands you a sandwhich-

[:)Doc]

YUM! Thanks Ryan!

 

-notices arch nemesis Google falling with them too-

 

Hahahh we will at least have vanquished her! :laughingsmiley: