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So a neopets-related joke popped into my head while I browsing the pound the other day & it got me thinking: maybe we could all share our best/worst Neopets jokes or puns.

 

 

I'll start.

 

Friend: Hey, so what happened with that purple and orange Lupe you saw in the pound the other day?

Me: I missed getting it by a Split second!

 

*ba-dum-bum*

 

Okay, so it's a bad joke, but a joke just the same!

 

(& a true story, sadly)

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LOL xD;

Sadly this took me a while to think about it.

I usually never get Neopets puns/jokes since I hardly pay attention to the history and such.

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LOL xD;

Sadly this took me a while to think about it.

I usually never get Neopets puns/jokes since I hardly pay attention to the history and such.

 

The sad thing was that noticing the color of the pet was what made me miss getting him, because I couldn't remember what "Split" looked like. By the time the picture loaded, he'd been snatched away.

 

Still made for a silly joke, though :)

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I got one! Don't have a Hissi fit! Get it? Hissi fit!!!!

 

Nice one!

 

& I agree with most on here that some of the best jokes are formed spur of the moment rather than planned out :)

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A chia demanded for a towel but I made say peas!

 

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