Full Out War 3

[CAV of Gang Green]

A revival of the revive of the original Full Out War topic. While the topic is back, so are the rules:

 

1.No killing other players

2.No one can change the setting, location, or pedestrians but me.

3. If you want a change in location, PM me with an idea of a location, and if I like it, we'll go there.

4.No god-playing. You're not completely invulnerable to harm. Because if you were, this would be no fun. xD

4.Be random. Totally random. Like acorn grenade and pretzel swords random\

5.Have fun! =D

 

THE CURRENT BATTLEFIELD IS:

Heaven (JB Edition)

 

Previous battlefields:

Center of a volcano

Nascar Track

On top of an atom

 

While this topic is for everyone, this is also the main training facility for HAMS. But everyone is still allowed in to settle grudges, and duke it out against each other.

 

Shall we begin?

 

*sends out Dragon Army* ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

[jumpingbeans]

My parrot starts going to eat them... but realizes that he'll never be able to... so he pukes on them.

[-Ryan]

-Flies off of side of volcano and straps mind control device to a dragon ad flies at CAV- COME ON DUDE! -throws knives-

[jumpingbeans]

I cast a magical force field that protects me from knives, even though the knives were thrown at CAV. Why can't I ever get attcked?

[CAV of Gang Green]

Because me and Ryan aren't done.

 

*catches knives and tosses them back*

[jumpingbeans]

Come on, attack me!

Interferes with the knife, catches it. and throws it at one of CAV's dragons.

[CAV of Gang Green]

*dragon melts knives with magma breath*

 

You should consider yourself lucky that no one is attacking you.

[jumpingbeans]

Ha! I'm invulnerable on days that end in -day.

Or maybe it's days that DON'T end in -day...

Luckily I brought my knife un-melter.

I don't know if it does magma breath...

[CAV of Gang Green]

It shouldn't, especially when they already melted.

 

*draws sword and sprints toward JB*

[jumpingbeans]

Ha! You'll never get me alive...or dead...or anything...

You'll never get me!!!

*Pulls out pick-axe and starts a sword fight with CAV*

[Big Brother]

*Flys In On A Cloud* YOU WON'T WIN!!! *Creates Thunderstorm With Clouds*

[jumpingbeans]

Oh yes I will! *Pulls out bottle, and empties it, revealing*

A dozen unicorns! You guys will never stand the girlishness of the unicorns! MWAHAHAHA!

[Big Brother]

Yes, but we can defeat that with...ARMPIT STINK!!! *Lifts Up CAV's Arm And Covers Nose And Mouth*

[jumpingbeans]

Luckily, they've got... Magic scents of girlishness!

[CAV of Gang Green]

Yes, but we can defeat that with...ARMPIT STINK!!! *Lifts Up CAV's Arm And Covers Nose And Mouth*

 

???

 

I took a shower, and I put deoderant, and I put on Axe. That's not me. You're just giving them a lemon scent.

 

*snatches arm away and slashes Trinston with sword*

[jumpingbeans]

The unicorn's about to destroy both of you with they're politeness.

'Excuse me, young men, but would you mind if we killed you?' said the unicorns in a sweet tone of voice.

[Big Brother]

*Rips Off Unicorns Horn* No, you can't. Read the rules, horse.

[jumpingbeans]

*takes horns back* Fine then, when seriously hurt you, but won't destroy you!

[Big Brother]

If your Unicorns of gurliness don't have a horn, they're just horses and have no power. And since you own them, YOU HAVE BEEN GURLIFIED!!!!

 

 

[jumpingbeans]

No I haven't... I'm just borrowing them from CAV!

[CAV of Gang Green]

I have Dragons, snakes, and sharks. I don't have anything else.

 

*sends snake to lunge at Trinston*

[Big Brother]

*Huggles Snake And Drips Out Venom*

[CAV of Gang Green]

*takes cup of venom and splashes it into Super Soaker water gun*

[jumpingbeans]

Starts Attacking Everybody with- my potato-zooka!!!! YAH!!!!

[Big Brother]

Mashed Potato. You fayled.