antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 "Well could somebody at least stop this shirt from trying to eat my arm?" The shirt had suddenly formed a mouth with sharp teeth and was frantically trying to reach one of the blob's arms.
Meeptroid Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Metroid takes out a ray gun and zaps the right arm off. "Now the shirt won't eat it." he said grinning.
Parshy Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Mr.M pressed another random button on the CP and gained the knowledge of the ten smartest people ever alive
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 AA felt his knowledge being drained from him. "Oh man!" The shirt then started attacking one of their legs.
Meeptroid Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Metroid, out of stupidity, zapped one of their legs off. AA and Metroid both fell over and suffocated the living shirt.
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 "Well that's all very nice, but how are we going to get up again?" AA looked up worriedly at his old enemies, the books from the library, who were hovering over them threateningly. ((You do remember the books don't you?))
Parshy Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Littel did AAtroid know those books were ten times as srtonge as before
Meeptroid Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Metroid struggled to get up as he stared at the vicious books. He managed to begin hopping on the only leg left and yelled.
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 "No! No! Left! Leeeeeft!!!!!!" Yelled AA, "We have to get to the flamethrowers!"
Midtime Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 AA3 caught up with everyone at last. When he saw AAtroid he panicked and zapped ((him or them?)) with a ray gun. The improperly aimed ray headed towards one of the books, which ate it.
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 AA leaned left as hard as he could, and with their remaining arm he grabbed a flamethrower and fired it at the books. The books caught fire and got even madder.
Creeper unidog Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Anna came out of nowhere holding a little fluffy puppy and said "This is Tin Tin she is "the new dog." and zorro is scared of her. watch!" Anna put her on the ground and she followed zorro then zorro ran to AA and said "sccaarrryy..."
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 AA ignored Zorro, since he was too busy trying to fend off the books with the flamethrower.
Creeper unidog Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 "hey books! eat the wrath of water books!!!" Anna`said then got a hose and aimed it at the books and all the books got soggy and slowly broke.
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 AA looked up and saw a new bunch of incoming books in waterproof suits. He promptly burned them down with the flamethrower.
The Original Luna Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 However Luna had bitten through a wire and the sprinklers turned on.
Parshy Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 while they were all talking, Mr.M was mixing some chemicals together
antiaircraft Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 AA missed a book with the flamethrower, instead accidentally igniting the chemicals Mr. M was mixing. There was a massive explosion, but when everything settled down Metroid and AA were separate again. Unfortunately, the books were still there.
Meeptroid Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Metroid screamed in horror as he looked at his old body. "I'M HIDEOUS!" he screamed in dispair. He then took out a large saw and waved it towards AA.
antiaircraft Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 AA ignored the saw, and ran past Metroid at approximately twice the speed of light. The books matched his pace.
The Original Luna Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 Luna, still a bear ate one of the books. It tasted like Chicken-Chow-mein. "GRr, gRARHar, grooh!" which basically translated as "these books taste good!"
antiaircraft Posted October 23, 2007 Posted October 23, 2007 AA attempted to eat a book, but it exploded, killing him again. When he regained consciousness in hell, instead of seeing the hell-hounds waiting for him like he had expected, he saw the books attacking the hell-hounds.
The Original Luna Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Luna ate another book. It tasted like Sushi. (which is great cos bears eat fish almost all the time.)
antiaircraft Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Meanwhile, AA was busy posing as a waiter in a sushi restaurant in hell to avoid the books.
Meeptroid Posted October 24, 2007 Posted October 24, 2007 Metroid walked into the sushi shop. "It's not what you think. I just like the food here." he said nervously to the waiter. He then tore off the waiter's arm and slapped him across the face with it. "That's how you say hello here, right? Or was that Gloobbyboopboop Land?"
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