antiaircraft Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 Meanwhile, AA was busy trying to get away from the horde of hell-hounds that had been expecting him.
The Original Luna Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 Luna plopped the baby in AA's lap. It threw up on the Hell-hounds, causing the smallest to shrink to the size of a rat.
antiaircraft Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 AA decided that this was to weird for him, and teleported back to his own secret lab.
The Original Luna Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 Luna, having scented a fishy-smell, ran into the river, knocking down Dillon on the way. Luna went to jump in the river and it splashed everywhere. A fish landed on everyone.
Meeptroid Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 Metroid was in AA's secret lab fiddling around with some useless discarded items. "Look, AA, I made a boat!" he exclaimed as he showed AA a wad of plastic melted together.
antiaircraft Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 "Hmm..." said AA. "Excellent! You disguised my doomsday device as a plastic toy boat! You're a genius! Say, how about joining my evil team? I'll pay you double..."
The Original Luna Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 Luna fell down a hole (in the ceiling) and landed on Metroid. She then dropped a fish next to his head.
antiaircraft Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 AA picked up the fish and frowned at it, while another crazy plan for world domination flashed through his mind.
Parshy Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Mr.M pushed a random button on the wall and now doesn't remember who he is
antiaircraft Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 AA pressed another button on the wall that was supposed to turn Mr. M evil. Instead, an automatic cooking machine appeared and made fish & chips. "I always wondered where that feature went."
The Original Luna Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Luna decided to make a campfire in AA's Hideout using AA's old papers she then smoked her salmon.
antiaircraft Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 AA wondered why someone had lit the fuse on one of his old 'explosive paper' experiments, then went off to take cover in the blast bunker before it detonated.
The Original Luna Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Luna saw the Dynamite and played 'Hot Potato' with AA.
Meeptroid Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Metroid shook himself off the floor and looked around. He intercepted the explosive paper and flew off with it, giggling insanely. Several seconds passed before an ear-shattering exlposion vibrated throughout the 'secret' laboratory. Pieces of Metroid splattered on the nearby walls and one of his blown-off mandibles pierced a nearby gas tank. Unfortunatly, the earlier explosion left some discarded debris on fire. Some of which were inconviniently right next to the pierced gas tank.
The Original Luna Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 Luna then remembered she left her Bigger fish on the camp-fire outside, whilst running for the hills.
antiaircraft Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 AA used a teleportation device to transport the exploding gas tank to the nearby hills, where it wouldn't damage his laboratory.
The Original Luna Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 However, having misjudged the distance to the hills, it exploded over a sewer-works, causing a river of sewage to flow into every direction.
Meeptroid Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Sewage flooded into AA's "secret" laboratory and drenched Metroid's remains. The sewage water caused Metroid to regenerate back together.
Parshy Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 Mr.M ,still having no idea who anyone was, said hi to the floating blob of matter
antiaircraft Posted October 21, 2007 Posted October 21, 2007 AA devised a plan to take over the world using a tidal wave of sewage and quickly tried to swing into action. Unfortunately, he missed action and hit sleep instead.
Meeptroid Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Metroid laughed at AA and pressed a button at random on his laboratory's control panel.
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 AA woke up, since Metroid had just triggered his alarm clock, and attempted to swing into action again. This time, he just swung into Metroid.
Meeptroid Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Metroid exploded on impact with AA, causing a mutation to begin. After several moments of strange silence, AA and Metroid formed into a humanoid blob with two heads. Metroid, being the left head, screamed in anxiety. "What did you do, Willis?"
antiaircraft Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 "I don't know, but the question I want to know the answer to is why we're wearing a shirt with 'Willis' on it." AA said as he tugged irritably at the shirt.
Meeptroid Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 (That made me laugh until tears were in my eyes) "I don't have a reasonable explanation for that, sorry to say" said Metroid numbly looking at the ground.
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