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Meanwhile, AA was busy trying to get away from the horde of hell-hounds that had been expecting him.

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AA decided that this was to weird for him, and teleported back to his own secret lab.

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"Hmm..." said AA. "Excellent! You disguised my doomsday device as a plastic toy boat! You're a genius! Say, how about joining my evil team? I'll pay you double..."

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AA picked up the fish and frowned at it, while another crazy plan for world domination flashed through his mind.

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AA pressed another button on the wall that was supposed to turn Mr. M evil. Instead, an automatic cooking machine appeared and made fish & chips. "I always wondered where that feature went."

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AA wondered why someone had lit the fuse on one of his old 'explosive paper' experiments, then went off to take cover in the blast bunker before it detonated.

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Metroid shook himself off the floor and looked around. He intercepted the explosive paper and flew off with it, giggling insanely. Several seconds passed before an ear-shattering exlposion vibrated throughout the 'secret' laboratory. Pieces of Metroid splattered on the nearby walls and one of his blown-off mandibles pierced a nearby gas tank. Unfortunatly, the earlier explosion left some discarded debris on fire. Some of which were inconviniently right next to the pierced gas tank.

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AA used a teleportation device to transport the exploding gas tank to the nearby hills, where it wouldn't damage his laboratory.

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AA devised a plan to take over the world using a tidal wave of sewage and quickly tried to swing into action. Unfortunately, he missed action and hit sleep instead.

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AA woke up, since Metroid had just triggered his alarm clock, and attempted to swing into action again. This time, he just swung into Metroid.

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Metroid exploded on impact with AA, causing a mutation to begin.

After several moments of strange silence, AA and Metroid formed into a humanoid blob with two heads. Metroid, being the left head, screamed in anxiety. "What did you do, Willis?"

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"I don't know, but the question I want to know the answer to is why we're wearing a shirt with 'Willis' on it." AA said as he tugged irritably at the shirt.

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