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AA dodged the pokes, then stole the poking machine back as he continued to run. "Hmm..., I wonder how we can breathe on Mars? There isn't any oxygen here after all." he muttered to himself. A few seconds later he started to suffocate.

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AA magically conjured up a spacesuit and climbed into it. "Phew, that was close." he said to himself. Then he saw Anna. "Why are you twitching?"

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AA stole the black circle and the high tech weapon, then activated his jetpack and flew off laughing. A while later he realized that a jetpack couldn't possibly work on Mars since there was no oxygen. His jetpack immediately failed and he crashed. Bummer, he thought, now I need a rocketpack.

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AA3 made a spacesuit out of a bunch of Meepits that just appeared. He then stuck a bomb on AA's spacesuit and the blasted shot them both off Mars and into deep space.

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AA wondered how a bomb could work on Mars, since AA3 had lit a fuse and thus the bomb wouldn't have worked without oxygen. There was a pop and they both arrived back on Mars. Then AA wondered why he didn't have a rocketpack since he needed one, and one appeared. "Haha! The power of reverse psychology!" he yelled as he flew off.

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Now, AA thought, why isn't this weapon an ultimate doomsday device? I need one after all. The weapon immediately became the ultimate doomsday device, but it was too heavy for AA's rocketpack and he crashed again.

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Meanwhile AA3 was wondering why nothing was living on Mars. Immediately a bunch of little green men came out from behind a rock and zapped him with their laser guns.

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AA spotted the Martians attacking his minion and wondered why he didn't have an anti-personnel laser cannon himself. He then used his brand new cannon to blast away at the Martians.

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AA used his new thought powers to conjure up an invincible robot to destroy the universe. He forgot to mention himself as the exception.

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AA3 grabbed the laser cannon and said "Hey, a button!" He pressed the button and zapped himself into a pile of soot. After that he realised he was destroyed and couldn't do anything and so was the cannon. So he turned from a pile of soot into nothing.

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AA watched calmly from a distance as the invincible robot rampaged around destroying Mars. Very slowly.

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The robot spotted AA, and he ran and hid behind Luna. "Look! Over there! There are some Martians for you to destroy first!"

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AA3 suddenly reappeared and realised that he was between the robot and the Martians. He ran and hid behind AA.

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AA spotted a remote control with an off switch on it beside the robot. He made a heroic leap, grabbed the control, and pressed the switch. A moment later he realised that the remote control was labelled "Weapons systems safety lock".

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There was a flash of bright light, and AA found himself in a swealtering hot place full of fires, lava and metal chains and gates. "Wow, I went to hell. Heh, this is my kind of place. Muahahahaha!"

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