Metroid

[antiaircraft]

"Well happy birthday in advance!" said AA, starting to plan an evil birthday bash for all the evil masterminds and minions around the world.

[Boomer]

Crash walked up too AA and said "Well i now own evey planet but Earth,take your pick."

[antiaircraft]

"I pick the empty space of course!" AA said, "I need somewhere to hide my secret fleets of- I mean, it's so pretty."

[Boomer]

"....we split it,okay" Crash said to AA

[antiaircraft]

"Ahem. You already took your pick, so I pick the empty space, and we'll reserve Earth for a while before we remove all the schools from it."

[Boomer]

"Okay then i get all the planets and we split the brainwashed Martins?"

[Meeptroid]

Metroid appeared out of nowhere and took out a map of Planet SR388. "This is the planet where Samus Aran slaughtered my brethren!" exclaimed Metroid.

[Boomer]

Crash gives Metroid one brainwased martian "Here have him help AA and i are planing to ta-- I mean pick flowers for our houses."

[antiaircraft]

AA paused. "We need to reserve some for Dillon. Hmm... you get all the planets except Earth, I get the empty space, so Dillon can have the brainwashed Martians and Earth. That seems about even. Hey, that's my map!"

[Boomer]

"Okay i have my meepit army anyways" Crash said.

[Meeptroid]

Metroid whined about the map when AA said it was his. He threw it to the ground and ran away plotting something with his newly befriended and brainwashed martian.

[Boomer]

"AA please follow me to the meepit lair I think it is time to show you around" Crash said letting out an evil laugh.

[antiaircraft]

AA joined in the laugh, then picked up the map and followed Crash.

[Boomer]

Crash knowed on a nearby tree in a pattern and the tree opened Crash walked in.

[antiaircraft]

AA walked in after Crash, at the same time stealing the tree's wallet.

[Boomer]

An allarm went off "AA did you steal the trees wallet?"

[antiaircraft]

"Of course!" said AA proudly, holding up both the tree's and Metroid's wallets.

[Boomer]

"Very Nice" Crash said as he turned on a light "Tell me what you think and take whatever you like they are all evil."

[antiaircraft]

AA took out a probe and began analysing the meepits. "You're right, they are truly evil, but they're all yours. I have enough evil for my purposes." He laughed evilly. "I'd better go see what Metroid and the Martian are up to."

[Creeper unidog]

Anna smacked her face "things can't be worse can they?". She calmed down and said "now what?"

[antiaircraft]

On the way to find Metroid and his Martian, AA popped by one of Dillon's pizza huts. That's odd, normally Dillon runs these places, he thought as he ordered a pizza from a suspicious looking chef.

[Meeptroid]

Metroid, in a chef's uniform, appeared in front of AA and took out a notepad. "What will ya be having, sir?" he asked.

[antiaircraft]

"Just a moment." AA pulled out his Metroid detector. "This thing is broken I think. It says that there's a Metroid within a few meters of me, but that would mean there's one in this room. Hmm..." He looked around suspiciously, pinching the chef's wallet as he did so. "Ah well, never mind, I'll just pop by the shop to get this fixed and pop back."

[Meeptroid]

Metroid began to become irritable. "Sir, would you like anything?"

From out of the back room, a brainwashed martian stepped out of the freezer. "GET BACK IN THERE!" screamed Metroid.

[antiaircraft]

AA didn't notice the Martian, as he was already heading to the hardware store across the street to get his Metroid detector fixed, while contemplating what he would order when he got back.