The Forbidden Letter Game

[Hades]

L:

 

How much time do you need to create a proper sentence? Takes me forever because I go back to edit often. :(

[antiaircraft]

M:

 

I cheat a bit and use the find tool to check the sentence I create before posting it.

[Masaryk]

N:

 

A method that I have thought of to avoid specific letters is to stick some putty or crumpled tape to that key, so that you remember to avoid its use.

[Hockeygeek]

O:

 

This is a medium-hard letter at canceling.

[antiaircraft]

P:

 

Interestingly enough, the letter 'O' followed by a colon closely resembles a commonly used smiley.

[Hades]

R:

As does P :D I think the cake-lady is an evil AI plotting to dominate the planet! o.o

[jumpingbeans]

S: The world will not end in twenty-twelve, it will only run out of peanut butter on cooked bread.

[antiaircraft]

T:

 

Seven severely savoury salamanders search soundlessly, shirking several specialised scanning signals.

[jumpingbeans]

U:

The fast brown fox hops over the lazy dog every single day of the year, owing his hair to a pig in Manhattan who never washes his face, even when it smells like potatoes, which, did I mention, has a similarity to onion being roasted on an open campfire when it's raining, and the only person who can make a campfire in the rain is sitting at this keyboard and monitor combination that needs electricity to work, day or night, or evening, or any other time of the day.

[antiaircraft]

V:

 

I am now reminded of the unending sentence topic, which would most certainly be quite interesting to attempt in conjunction with the forbidden letter game!

[jumpingbeans]

W:

Recalculating ingenius possibilities serves but one purpose:I don't have a clue.

[Masaryk]

X:

 

The Google bot is watching this thread as I type.

[jumpingbeans]

Y:

"Hello" said the girl dressed in red to the large, mutated onion ring standing in front of her.

[antiaircraft]

Z:

 

A is for apple, B is for banana, C is for citrus, D is for durian, E is for elderberry, and I'm not motivated enough to do the rest.

[jumpingbeans]

A: Continuing where he left off...

F is for Fruit, G is for Gooseberry, H is for Hungry, I is for I don't know, J is for Juice, K is for Kettleberry, L is for Lime, M is for Me no no, N is for No luck of me knowing, O is for Oops I forgot, P is for Pinecone(there delicious), Q is for Quit? Never! R is for Redberry, S is for Silk is good! T is for Tell Me! U is for Under the tree lies fruit! V is for Victor(me) ROCKS, W is for Who knows how much more? X is for Xtremely close, Y is for Y is it not done? Z is for Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcb_ I think something's missing...

[Masaryk]

B:

 

Wow! That was quite the lengthy post to avoid the letter 'A.' I one wrote an extremely long post here, avoiding the letter 'R,' explaining how milk bags work. I haven't written any long posts like that in a while, though.

[jumpingbeans]

This post is shorter due to the known thing that I have to go.

P.S. Thank you. Your opposite of insult in very much valued to humble me.

I'm getting bored, and hungry for orange/white dairy items.

[antiaircraft]

D:

 

This letter is the beginning of the name of one of the toughest teams in this year's tournament.

[jumpingbeans]

E: Small pogo-sticks do not wish to harm Army doctors, owing thousands of dollars to Mr. Army Boss, as Scroogish as my own banana lollipop.

[antiaircraft]

F:

 

The massive power possessed by even the slowest microprocessor is very much underestimated by us naive humans.

[jumpingbeans]

G: "Lemonade tastes awesome" The fast and furious cheetah exclaimed to the enormous elephant who was annoyed at the speedy wild cat, because he had spoken of an item of business of the SUSAOA(the Secret unknown smart animals of Africa), which is the most powerful society of land,sea and air species, from the meercat, to the lion.So he ate the cheetah in one abnormally, extremely enormous bite. The cheetah, of course, didn't like his circumstances, so he bite the elephant, on his inside. The elephant ended up dieing, with the cheetah still inside him. But then, a witch appeared, and decided that the elephant should not of perished, and she revived the elephant. By this time, the cheetah was already eaten, so the elephant never heard from him another time.

5 days later, the SUSAOA came to an end, because they weren't a secret anymore. Nobody knew why, until some of the members read an article in the 'Cheetah News' which stated that the criminal mastermind behind the plot was the cheetah that the elephant had eaten, who had used his cell phone to tell the other cheetahs that he knew some of the members of SUSAOA, because, inside the elephant, he had literally read his mind.

In the end, all of the members of SUSAOA ate the cheetahs, who really are cheaters, and they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

P.S. I think this is the most enormous post in this topic.

Does anyone like it?

[Masaryk]

H:

 

Quite an impressive post, jumpingbeans! I would love to write a gigantic, long post like you did, but it's really time-consuming to do. I don't know if I feel like dedicating a lot of time to writing multiple sentences now. And I certainly won't be turning it into a story!

[jumpingbeans]

I:

One plus one comes to a total of seventy-four thousand, two hundred and eleven! What... the math makes no sense whatsoever? Then begone, forever(or a least when powerful me feels better).

[antiaircraft]

J:

 

After writing today's Altador Cup news report, I'm (sadly) not really in the mood for long sentences.

[Masaryk]

K:

 

I'm just typing a brief response to get rid of this letter that it all to easy to avoid, unless I need to type my user name.