The Forbidden Letter Game

[jumpingbeans]

This post is shorter due to the known thing that I have to go.

P.S. Thank you. Your opposite of insult in very much valued to humble me.

I'm getting bored, and hungry for orange/white dairy items.

[antiaircraft]

D:

 

This letter is the beginning of the name of one of the toughest teams in this year's tournament.

[jumpingbeans]

E: Small pogo-sticks do not wish to harm Army doctors, owing thousands of dollars to Mr. Army Boss, as Scroogish as my own banana lollipop.

[antiaircraft]

F:

 

The massive power possessed by even the slowest microprocessor is very much underestimated by us naive humans.

[jumpingbeans]

G: "Lemonade tastes awesome" The fast and furious cheetah exclaimed to the enormous elephant who was annoyed at the speedy wild cat, because he had spoken of an item of business of the SUSAOA(the Secret unknown smart animals of Africa), which is the most powerful society of land,sea and air species, from the meercat, to the lion.So he ate the cheetah in one abnormally, extremely enormous bite. The cheetah, of course, didn't like his circumstances, so he bite the elephant, on his inside. The elephant ended up dieing, with the cheetah still inside him. But then, a witch appeared, and decided that the elephant should not of perished, and she revived the elephant. By this time, the cheetah was already eaten, so the elephant never heard from him another time.

5 days later, the SUSAOA came to an end, because they weren't a secret anymore. Nobody knew why, until some of the members read an article in the 'Cheetah News' which stated that the criminal mastermind behind the plot was the cheetah that the elephant had eaten, who had used his cell phone to tell the other cheetahs that he knew some of the members of SUSAOA, because, inside the elephant, he had literally read his mind.

In the end, all of the members of SUSAOA ate the cheetahs, who really are cheaters, and they all lived happily ever after.

The end.

P.S. I think this is the most enormous post in this topic.

Does anyone like it?

[Masaryk]

H:

 

Quite an impressive post, jumpingbeans! I would love to write a gigantic, long post like you did, but it's really time-consuming to do. I don't know if I feel like dedicating a lot of time to writing multiple sentences now. And I certainly won't be turning it into a story!

[jumpingbeans]

I:

One plus one comes to a total of seventy-four thousand, two hundred and eleven! What... the math makes no sense whatsoever? Then begone, forever(or a least when powerful me feels better).

[antiaircraft]

J:

 

After writing today's Altador Cup news report, I'm (sadly) not really in the mood for long sentences.

[Masaryk]

K:

 

I'm just typing a brief response to get rid of this letter that it all to easy to avoid, unless I need to type my user name.

[antiaircraft]

L:

 

You just reminded me of the fact that the username I take on most of the time has a very interesting anagram.

[jumpingbeans]

M:

I should be doing schoolwork right now, but I choose to ignore that nagging feeling of guilt...at least until a girl parent approaches the end of the world because I like eating cheese do you like eating cheese? You should 'cause cheese is great, way better than chicken or tuna or broccoli or anything else you can think of but don't even get started about peas porridge in the pot nine days old that's just disgusting even disgustinger then sisters(no offense to sisters ,but they can be so annoying.Did anyone like the SOSAUA article I did last post it was Spectacular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[antiaircraft]

N:

 

You are a very impressive letter avoider my dear sir, a great paradigm of literacy for this topic.

[-Ryan]

O:

 

I agree, surely an individual with the skill that JB has, has been practiced in a different place?

[antiaircraft]

P:

 

A highly targeted regimen of training must surely have been involved at some juncture.

[jumpingbeans]

Q: This one will be easy, so it might be a while...

Once upon a time, there was a cat. But this cat wasn't any ordinary cat. He had double the amount of whiskers a normal cat has. Now, this might not seem very important to you, but to cats, the more whiskers, the better. It's like the althetic-liness of a human. Anyway, the whiskers were also magical. They granted him the ability to see in full darkness, while other cats need a bit of light to see. It also gave him teleportation powers, which are very useful when getting to faraway places, like China, where all cats like going. So he decided to go to China, and have some fun there. He teleported to the top of the Great Wall of China, then he when to the forbidden palace. If you don't know this, the palace isn't really forbidden. It's mostly a museum, and a place where,(I think twenty-four) emperors lived in the eighth dynasty or something. Getting bored of China, he decided to go to Mount Everest. He just stayed there for a few seconds to admire the view, then went off of it, because he was freezing. he was done his adventure of the day, so he went to his home to have a rest. There, his owner fed him butterscotch tea and cheese biscuits, his favorite snack, and he went to bed.

THE END :laughingsmiley:

[antiaircraft]

R:

 

This post is not long, it just makes the limit.

[Domino]

S:

 

A pickle walked along the road until he met a fine young fellow named Groal. He thought that Groal had an odd name, but he didn't comment on it, for fear of angering the newfound rotund companion.

[antiaircraft]

T:

 

Following said brushing of souls, Groal and our pickle became close friends via a fine hobby known as hobnobbing.

[Domino]

U.

 

After said hobnobbing, Groal and company frolicked among the lovely forests and ate flowers together in the lovely winter night. In the snow, as icicles grew on their feet.

[antiaircraft]

V:

 

Fortunately, these icicles were perfectly harmless, and in fact possessed a great number of medicinal benefits.

[Domino]

W:

The icicles removed all mushroom cultivation from between their toes, and exfoliated their callouses quite nicely. "This is almost like a spa!" they exclaimed. "Only much, much colder!"

[antiaircraft]

X:

 

At precisely that moment, the sun rose, illuminating a beautiful, gleaming white landscape lasting as far as the eye could see.

[Domino]

Y:

 

One summer evening, Greg the Linguini pasta decided he was feeling warm. So he ate ice cream.

[antiaircraft]

Z:

 

The ice cream decided it did not like being eaten, and set out on a vengeful campaign of destruction!

[jumpingbeans]

A: I will not continue on pickle stories, so I will commence my own.

"Help Me" cried the innocent soul of George, my best friend. I couldn't see him, but I could listen to him very loudly. I questioned"Where reside thee, George?" He responded with two words "Below you!" I quickly hopped up, noticing indeed George below my very feet. I mimed 'sorry', proceeding on my route to the Ice kingdom, home of Sir No-very-good. Sir Not-very-good, couldn't do everything right. His only un-strength included, together, pickles, cheese, onions, buns, lettuce, Or otherwise known like food served quickly. He detested it. Everything else he could perform perfectly. On my route to the Ice kingdom, I viewed lollipops trying to run from the turtles of the Fire kingdom. I needed food, so I decided to devour the lollipops.

The End