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Kreludor Seared by Fiery Mummies


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Well at least in terms of the leaderboard, there was only one really exciting match on the 28th, with Team Kreludor facing off against the Lost Desert. You probably guessed the outcome from the headline, but here's BlackJaguar with the juicy (or should I say, spicy) details.

 

"Thanks AA!

 

We have reports that a big fire is now roaring in the Kreludor Mines. Kreludorian fire fighters have been desperately trying to put out the blaze to preserve the much needed oxygen on Kreludor. Investigators think that the Lost Desert Mummies’ supporters have built a gigantic solar death ray which caused the fire. It seems this incident affected the Kreludor Moons' playing and caused a momentary lapse in Jurin T.’s concentration, allowing Vonde Cayle to score the winning goal. The Moons however, have dampened the impact of the loss by winning all side games. When interviewed, a Mummy supporter said:

 

What solar death ray? We know nothing about that! Don’t you know that myth has been BUSTED?

 

On another note, patients keep coming in here at the Neopian Hospital. Most of the cases are fatigue from constant Yooyuball playing (some reportedly played for more than 24 hours) and people collapsing from hunger. We also have cases of supporters with acute Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. The Association of Neopian Doctors have already released an announcement saying that if you feel tingling or numbness in your fingers and hands accompanied by pain radiating from your wrist up to your shoulder and a sense of weakness, you should see your doctor immediately. Proper rest and a good diet is strongly advised to all players and supporters in the Cup. We only have seven more days left in this year’s Altador Cup, keep your health up so we can go all out during the Semi-Finals and Finals!

 

Reporting live from the Neopian Hospital, this is BlackJaguar for The Daily Neopets AC4 coverage, signing out!"

 

A gigantic solar death ray eh? It sounds to me like Sloth may have finally picked a favourite team for the Cup. Anyway, kudos to the Mummies on their excellent Yooyuball play, and to Team Kreludor for their side game wins!

 

mysteryisland_1.gifAnd topping this off with our surprise outcome of the day: the Tyrannian Fossils managed to come through with a victory in Yooyuball against Mystery Island, as well as wins in Slushie Slinger and Make Some Noise, landing them an outstanding overall success! Volgoth, as usual, was definitively unavailable for comment.

 

But with the clock ticking for teams to make their last impressions before the finals, I'm sure none of you are interested in reading lengthy commentary - so play well, and good luck!

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Wowza, good job to LD.

 

That paragraph about all that 'rest' bit sounds a lot like the 'Health and Safety Precautions' booklet that Nintendo make you read every time you buy a game/console from them... xD

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I highly enjoy how we prevented the #1 team in sweeping us. Time to do the same to Kreludor and make them pay for their first half results against us.

yes, good game too team Chillers! :D

 

That paragraph about all that 'rest' bit sounds a lot like the 'Health and Safety Precautions' booklet that Nintendo make you read every time you buy a game/console from them... xD

Considering Izzy is a doctor (or soon to be) and I am a registered nurse, we here at TDN want to make sure that our little crazy family is strong and healthy. :D

 

What's this? :O

 

I replace your reality and substitute my own!

 

Loving your reports, dudes. :D

Thanks! I'm glad you understood the pun. :P

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Ah, Mythbusters. It's LD's favorite television show :) .

 

We're doing great in Yooyuball. :king: Just one loss to Mystery Island on the first day (I forgot about the Cup and signed up on the second :sad02:) and they're also our last game. Other than that, six draws. I can almost say we're in a comfortable spot, but the top contenders can always pull a fast one on us...

 

All right Virtupets, get your game on for today!

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:* nice job ld

 

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