livvy Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 With the peanutbutter. Why is it there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Kimberly walked into the playground. Why did you answer this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Cat Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Because chocolate ice cream is too good to pass up. Do you like Chocolate Ice Cream? You'd better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Monkey in tampa are you going to eat today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 No, yesterday sounds yummier. I think I'll eat that instead. Is homework the worst thing in the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 negative, working at home is. Are you going to start posting in places that increase post count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 I do. Why can you be overwhelmed, and underwhelmed, but not just whelmed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Flinstones Why do you eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because my foot is cold. Why do athletes get paid more than the President of the US? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because athletes determine the future of America. Why am I feeling so unfocused? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because I needed a bowl of soup. Why doesn't white-out work on purple paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because that would mean white equals purple, and everyone knows that white equals three. What is the sine of -13pi over 6? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Chocolate cake. Why am I on here when i plenty of other things i could be doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because you are addicted to the cookies... :evil: Who poisoned the cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 The Battle of Gettysburg Why do teachers give homework? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because school work is harder to grade. Why do teachers pass teacher school if I'm smarter than them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Bob for emperor! Why are some people posting answers that make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 I shall skewer them with my compass! Which compass am I talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomAccount Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 You talking about the raindrops that fall in the sky. When was Neopets founded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΩCCΩ Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 When I had a toothache. Why are you staring at the computer screen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because it won't stop looking at me! Why am I so sleepy today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 Because you had 5 gallons of coffee pumped into your system. Why do I have this feeling that I should be doing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Cat Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 A pogostick has a spring on it, and can be very painful. Do you think springs are painful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 We appear to have had a fairing separation failure. Have you checked out Mastery of The Arts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Chimpanzees have been trying to rip my face off. Are you floating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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