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Because chocolate ice cream is too good to pass up.

 

Do you like Chocolate Ice Cream? You'd better.

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No, yesterday sounds yummier. I think I'll eat that instead.

 

Is homework the worst thing in the world?

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Because my foot is cold.

 

Why do athletes get paid more than the President of the US?

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Because that would mean white equals purple, and everyone knows that white equals three.

 

What is the sine of -13pi over 6?

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Because school work is harder to grade.

 

Why do teachers pass teacher school if I'm smarter than them?

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Bob for emperor!

 

Why are some people posting answers that make sense?

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When I had a toothache.

 

Why are you staring at the computer screen?

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Because you had 5 gallons of coffee pumped into your system.

 

Why do I have this feeling that I should be doing something?

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A pogostick has a spring on it, and can be very painful.

 

Do you think springs are painful?

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We appear to have had a fairing separation failure.

 

Have you checked out Mastery of The Arts?

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