The Darkest Faerie Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Q: What ? A: You got a piece of cursed crystal ! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him. King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 622 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it. King Skarl hands you: Tasty Turnip Tartar Wow, thanks Skarl! -Joke 2 coming up- Q: What is blue that gets caught in The Esophagor? A: You ! Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. You should try again tomorrow. Oh well. I'll see you tomorrow with two more jokes, you Highness. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondZ Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "It's a sad day when you can no longer trust a friend ," you say insightfully. He ponders all that you have said. Wow! King Hagan is very impressed. King Hagan Says: Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there. I give you an A+! (754 out of 1000) You must take this gift from me. King Hagan hands you: Mage Spells Brightvale Maps He also gives you 374 Neopoints! Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessy Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 King Hagan Says: Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there. I give you an A+! (788 out of 1000) You must take this gift from me. King Hagan hands you: Mage Spells King Hagan He also gives you 380 Neopoints! Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards! This is what I said to him.. "I've always said that an enemy are comparable to the honor of a school of Halloween Acaras," you say astutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nina Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him. King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 638 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it. King Skarl hands you: Cup of Water Suppose that's an alright score :) Also.. King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "The last thing anyone needs is an enemy like the charm of a Halloween Pteri," you utter knowingly. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (657 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Keeping The Peace He also gives you 128 Neopoints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Better than mine. :P I got 622. And I never did that well with ol' Hagan. :P Hagan: Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's greed ," you utter perceptively. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse. King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. Now for Skarl. First go: Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. You should try again tomorrow. Second go: Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King. King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying... I'll give you 48 Neopoints for the effort. Ooh! Some Neopoints! Thanks Skarl... it's the thought that counts. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondZ Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 jesse are you on the highscores? for king hagan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 I'm pretty sure most of this stuff is random. I'm guessing it doesn't matter what you actually say. Most of the time, what I say doesn't even make sense, and yet I have the King Hagan avatar. I might be wrong though. I don't know for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judykm Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 I've tried jokes that have won for other people, I have tried random, I've tried nonsense, I've tried EVERYTHING. Here goes more nothing: Grumpy old King What didn't you go a pack of Spooky find a knack ? A: An can't by a 101 ! Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him. King Skarl Says: *heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 650 out of 1000. Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it. King Skarl hands you: Raw Potato ********* ********* ********* Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "Never trust a N-4 Information Retrieval Bot," you state knowingly. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse. King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted December 22, 2008 Author Share Posted December 22, 2008 It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (627 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Keeping The Peace Failed miserably with Skarl twice though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malindamya Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Wise Old King King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "One should never assume that Scamander," you state cleverly. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (679 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Cartography For Beginners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strategos Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "One should never assume that kindness is similar to the intelligence of a flock of adventurous Lennies," you conjecture astutely. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse. King Hagan Says: I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that! I'll give you 59 Neopoints for the effort, though. Absolutely no luck with Skarl. He needs to cheer up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jun Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Hmm old result.. but just something i remember... I said something like "You can never trust faeries Aisha" and i was THIIIIIIS close to a trophy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Darkest Faerie Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Wow... I've never ever been that close. And I've been on Neopets for 2 years! LOL! Anyway, I will edit this post as soon as I have done Hagan. :) EDIT: King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom... "Caution is important when dealing with war ," you conjecture knowingly. He ponders all that you have said. Well, it could have been worse. King Hagan says: I'm not dense, youngin'! I already knew that! I'll give you 56 Neopoints for the effort, though. Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jun Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Drat.. this would be easier if he wasnt so wise XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
judykm Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Wise King: "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's greed ," you declare cleverly. He ponders all that you have said. It seems he is not displeased. That's good. King Hagan Says: Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad. I give you a B! (637 out of 1000) Here is something to help you study. King Hagan hands you: Brightvale Castle (book) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassooncrazy Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I said, "It's a sad day when you can no longer trust a friend like the heart of a Maraquan Koi" to King Hagan and he gave me an A+!! This is what it said: Wow! King Hagan is very impressed. King Hagan Says: Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there. I give you an A+! (782 out of 1000) You must take this gift from me. King Hagan hands you: Advanced Learning Brightvale Maps He also gives you 313 Neopoints! This topic has been edited by a member of staff (Noog) because of a violation of the forum rules. Please do not bump topics over 21 days old. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Per the reason above, this topic has been LOCKED. Please contact Noog if you have any questions regarding this action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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