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Q: What ?

A: You got a piece of cursed crystal !

 

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

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King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 622 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

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Tasty Turnip Tartar

Wow, thanks Skarl!

-Joke 2 coming up-

Q: What is blue that gets caught in The Esophagor?

A: You !

 

 

 

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

 

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You should try again tomorrow.

Oh well. I'll see you tomorrow with two more jokes, you Highness. :P

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King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"It's a sad day when you can no longer trust a friend ," you say insightfully.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

 

Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.

 

 

 

King Hagan Says:

Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there.

I give you an A+! (754 out of 1000)

You must take this gift from me.

 

King Hagan hands you:

 

Mage Spells

Brightvale Maps

 

 

He also gives you 374 Neopoints!

 

 

Something Has Happened!

You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

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King Hagan Says:

Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there.

I give you an A+! (788 out of 1000)

You must take this gift from me.

 

King Hagan hands you:

Mage Spells

King Hagan

 

He also gives you 380 Neopoints!

 

Something Has Happened!

You are now eligible to use 'Skeith - King Hagan' as an avatar on the NeoBoards!

 

 

This is what I said to him..

"I've always said that an enemy are comparable to the honor of a school of Halloween Acaras," you say astutely.

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Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 638 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

 

Cup of Water

 

Suppose that's an alright score :)

 

Also..

King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"The last thing anyone needs is an enemy like the charm of a Halloween Pteri," you utter knowingly.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

It seems he is not displeased. That's good.

 

King Hagan Says:

Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad.

I give you a B! (657 out of 1000)

Here is something to help you study.

 

King Hagan hands you:

 

Keeping The Peace

 

He also gives you 128 Neopoints!

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Better than mine. :P I got 622. And I never did that well with ol' Hagan. :P

 

Hagan:

Wise Old King

 

King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's greed ," you utter perceptively.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

Well, it could have been worse.

 

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King Hagan Says:

I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that!

 

Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow.

Now for Skarl. First go:

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

 

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You should try again tomorrow.

Second go:

Drat! It looks like your joke had no effect on the Grumpy Old King.

 

grumpy_king_notamused.gif

 

King Skarl Says: Well, thanks for trying...

I'll give you 48 Neopoints for the effort.

Ooh! Some Neopoints! Thanks Skarl... it's the thought that counts. :)

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I'm pretty sure most of this stuff is random. I'm guessing it doesn't matter what you actually say. Most of the time, what I say doesn't even make sense, and yet I have the King Hagan avatar.

 

I might be wrong though. I don't know for sure.

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I've tried jokes that have won for other people, I have tried random, I've tried nonsense, I've tried EVERYTHING.

Here goes more nothing:

Grumpy old King

What didn't you go a pack of Spooky find a knack ?

A: An can't by a 101 !

 

Well looky there... You got a chuckle out of him.

 

King Skarl Says:

*heh* That was a pretty good joke. I give it a 650 out of 1000.

Here, have a little something from my kitchen. I hope you like it.

 

King Skarl hands you:

Raw Potato

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Wise Old King

 

King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"Never trust a N-4 Information Retrieval Bot," you state knowingly.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

Well, it could have been worse.

 

King Hagan Says:

I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that!

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It seems he is not displeased. That's good.

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King Hagan Says:

Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad.

I give you a B! (627 out of 1000)

Here is something to help you study.

 

King Hagan hands you:

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Keeping The Peace

 

Failed miserably with Skarl twice though...

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Wise Old King

 

King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"One should never assume that Scamander," you state cleverly.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

It seems he is not displeased. That's good.

 

King Hagan Says:

Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad.

I give you a B! (679 out of 1000)

Here is something to help you study.

 

King Hagan hands you:

 

Cartography For Beginners

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King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"One should never assume that kindness is similar to the intelligence of a flock of adventurous Lennies," you conjecture astutely.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

Well, it could have been worse.

 

 

 

King Hagan Says:

I'm not dense, youngin'. I already knew that!

I'll give you 59 Neopoints for the effort, though.

Absolutely no luck with Skarl. He needs to cheer up.

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Hmm old result.. but just something i remember...

 

I said something like "You can never trust faeries Aisha"

and i was THIIIIIIS close to a trophy....

 

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Wow... I've never ever been that close. And I've been on Neopets for 2 years! LOL! Anyway, I will edit this post as soon as I have done Hagan. :)

 

EDIT: King Hagan listens contently to your words of wisdom...

 

"Caution is important when dealing with war ," you conjecture knowingly.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

Well, it could have been worse.

King Hagan says:

I'm not dense, youngin'! I already knew that!

I'll give you 56 Neopoints for the effort, though.

 

Perhaps a bit of studying will help you before you return tomorrow.

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Wise King:

"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's greed ," you declare cleverly.

 

He ponders all that you have said.

 

It seems he is not displeased. That's good.

 

King Hagan Says:

Well you're not the sharpest tack in the drawer, but that wasn't too bad.

I give you a B! (637 out of 1000)

Here is something to help you study.

 

King Hagan hands you:

 

Brightvale Castle (book)

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I said, "It's a sad day when you can no longer trust a friend like the heart of a Maraquan Koi" to King Hagan and he gave me an A+!! This is what it said:

 

Wow! King Hagan is very impressed.

 

King Hagan Says:

Ahh, brilliant! It's good to know there are intelligent Neopians out there.

I give you an A+! (782 out of 1000)

You must take this gift from me.

 

King Hagan hands you:

 

Advanced Learning

Brightvale Maps

 

He also gives you 313 Neopoints!

 

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