ΩCCΩ Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Here is some for shear exitment:- By the way, Hey Morgan. Haha I love how we greet people before they even post. xD Great that you want to say hi, but it's like you stalk me or something. And here is another set:- Hm, I haven't started on my term paper yet... Oh! Yes! *runs to FM board with Laura!* Noo! Don't leave me here all alone...in the darkness....all by myself....with my term paper....*shivers* Oh no! I'll defend you from the term paper! *meow* GO WILL GO! YOU CAN DO THIS THING, MAN! Yea, go Will! *cheers* *insert cheerleader-like pep* carefully ties hair up on top of head and puts insanely huge bow around the ponytail* GIVE ME A 'W' GIVE ME AN 'I' GIVE ME AN 'L' GIVE ME AN 'L' GIVE ME A 'SPACE!' GIVE ME A 'C' GIVE ME AN 'A' GIVE ME A 'N' GIVE ME A 'SPACE!' GIVE ME A 'D' GIVE ME AN 'O' GIVE ME A 'SPACE!' GIVE ME A 'T' GIVE ME AN 'H' GIVE ME AN 'I' GIVE ME AN 'S' YEAAAAAHHH!!! EDIT: That took me way too long. Did Will finish the term paper by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macabre Posted March 10, 2009 Share Posted March 10, 2009 Awesome conversation on the DC thread. Alice and I are as alike as a two-headed dragon. ((I had to delete a lot of emoticons, and some of Alice's and my posts were combined because they were right after each other anyway and there were too many quote blocks. When there are two people talking in the same quote block it is noted, otherwise it's just one person.)) Hullo world.-pokes eggs- Grow now. Mooooom! The eggs are unresponsive. They hate me. Yes, I realise they are only four hours old. But I need them. I am about to hatch my plot! (Not to make a completely horrible pun or anything... :tired: *headdesk* That pun was brilliant, but awful You've been busted, though, or should I say cracked? *dies of egg puns* At least it wasn't rotten egg awful Now that would stink ... literally. Nothin' worse than a busted DC egg. Livvy finally cracked Having DC eggs does that to you. Caution: Alice cannot control what odd puns form in her twisted mind concerning Dragon Caves. Aw Livvy, I'm so proud You're coming out of your soft shell and firing up to stuff cheese down peoples throats. I'm so proud! *sniff* *snicker* I'm hard to convince to not tell bad puns Bad puns just drop in front of me regularly, and from there they grow a bit and just take off ^_^ Your pleas were not neglected, I just zombified them Those are more subtle DC puns :( My puns are pretty magical They seem to take roots and grow from there. I'm split as to whether or not to stop xD Wow, Livvy. Your insanity is breeding.Soon you'll have an army. Aww, poor Livvy. -abandons rotten cheese- Maybe we should lock her up. *puts lock on scroll with Livvy's name on it* That was *too* good to pass up :O DC has so many awesome puns if you look for them b) But you can't beat mine; mine are golden, with silver lining. KATY:-snort- This is somewhat masochistical of me. And partialy sadistic. Edit: A post without a pun! How could I? I'm releasing myself. ALICE:Katy, I'm forcing you to put a pun in your post :( Otherwise you might be stuck in that spot for days. *subtle* b) KATY:-poke-poke- Releasing? To subtle? D= Something more frilly, perhaps? ALICE:My eyes are getting watery from laughing at all these DC puns :( My face shall now be set in stone. And I was thinking something a bit more paper-light, instead of heavy frills. KATY:I see. How about light and springy like vines? Not too much like a hard grey storm. ALICE:I'm looking for something a bit airy and not too small. Don't want to make anyone jealous, either, since green's not a pretty color for a person. Should be light enough to float away on the breeze. KATYSo nothing to red and firey? Gentle as a falling leaf? ALICE:Definitely not as hard as a pebble, those things hurt when you step on them! Especially with green algae covering them; doesn't soften the blow one bit. *DC pun zombie* KATY:Algae is too squishy soft if you ask me! Like dirt. But those crystals are the worst. ALICE:Those crystals are from the dino-age. Dino's guarded those crystals pretty closely. No room to slip by, even if you are tiny. KATY:Even if your as tiny as a chicken or a lizard? Even if you're smaller than a leetle tree! Chickens would probably be snack for dinos. Maybe a lovely one would do the trick! KATY:-gasp- Has Livvy been possesed by some dark magic? A blood-sucking demon? Guys, if you don't stop this I'm calling Metroid in to out-pun you so badly you'll never be able to make another pun again. Srsly. Metriod isn't online. He's let down his guard. ALICE:Anime's statement has pierced my heart The joyfulness you find at holiday's has gone forever. KATY:It's spring, there are no holidays. Just Easter, y'know, the one with lots of candy eggs. ALICE:Candy eggs have really strange markings, don't you think? KATYYeah, what is with all the flowers? And why are they all pink and purple? ALICE:Really? I thought they were more fire colored. The petals even look like they could fly the flower away, if they weren't connected to a vine. KATY:Where I come from, I swear the people live in a cave! We always have the same old common eggs. ALICE:There's a lot of adoption around here. You could say most flew the coop pretty fast, when they realized I was here. KATY:Really, what a rare oddity. You must have scared them away. Or did they get sick? ALICE:I think they felt neglected. Seriously, all of us were zombies in front of our computers! *shakes head* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Hahah, this is from the FM board, we have some fun there. XD *takes cheese anyway* You guys are insane, though that goes without saying. xD Yes, it does go without saying. :P Banana. Grapefruit. PURPLE!! Your face. My teacher who is computer illiterate and told us "MyFace is on my head." My mom's friend says MyFace. XD She's a little clueless. And of course, MyFace's rival is SpaceBook. XP (Which actually sounds a whole lot better than MyBook and SpaceFace) Then there's the ever popular "DeadJournal". :) :) Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 Alright everyone, it has come to my attention that puns are being mass produced on this thread.As egg-citing as they may be, you should never overuse them; even if they are the beast you have ever came up with. I could dragon forever about this, however I simply cannot do so because time is clicking away on me. I know I sound hard-boiled regarding this situation, but you must understand my cave decision. Oh, no, I am not attempting to stop these puns dead in their track. In fact, some of them may even be considered of gold quality.Some users, unfortunately, may not want to scroll through pages of puns all the vine, possibly abandoning the thread entirely. Perhaps you should drop the hole subject of puns, despite how ice some are, and have an alternative. Although I am using puns myself, sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. For those DC people out there, do not make puns. Metroid will destroy you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 He will destroy you all right... WITH PUDDING TORTURE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 He will destroy you all right... WITH PUDDING TORTURE! Indeed the most delicious kind of torture. :yes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 But it's also the worst! Morgan said so! And if you're livvy, icing torture is pretty bad too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 these aren't connected, just 2 really funny ones. Yes, very wonderful. :) XD Sorry, that was mean. I'm sorry about everything, Myles... but but.... NO BIO QUIZZES? :O *gasps* LUCKY DUCKY! I got my first junk mail today! :) And I deleted it! The games just about to load Myles. I'll play too. XP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 I am quoted... AGAIN! I soon shall take over this thread with my quotes of hilarity. :shiftyeyes_anim: Soon, my darling danishes, soon.... *picks up a danish and begins to pet it... evilly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livvy Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 So you think, Laura, so you think. But you have not yet been immortalized on Morgan's profile!! Muahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 14, 2009 Share Posted March 14, 2009 Yeah I know, I'm still working on that one. <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 A couple more quotes to add to this topic. :yes: Ian recently announced that event alerts (for stuff like the Snowager and Turmaculus) had been implemented department-wide. Several people noted that it would be helpful to have those announcements on the forums as well. Following this, two posts were made: It sounds like my work has been decided for me b) We can figure out something to get alerts on the forum... Since when do you decide your own work Ian, anyway :P. Also, a snippet from an MSN conversation: (11:20:04 PM) Xepha: he checks the forums instead of doing his class work :P(11:20:19 PM) Theo: Reminds me of someone... (11:20:46 PM) Theo: Namely that guy *points to mirror* (11:20:59 PM) Xepha: there is a guy living in your mirror :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ΩCCΩ Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 No comment, just saying that this place is driving me crazy :arrowhead: not a bad thing though :D. I am going to gratuade from the Collage of Insanity and Craziness, just a bit more posting until I reach 1000 posts and Kabomb :graduated:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Pants Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Ahhh... the FM board of hilarity. :P I HAS AN IDEA FOR A PUN!! GO GO GO! But I was gonna save it for when Katy was online so she could laugh at it... =\ EDIT: *runs around in circles* *stops* *runs around in triangles, which is so much less pointless than running in circles* Well, if I don't see it or do see it but don't realize it was this very pun, then let me know. Running in a triangle is less pointless than running in circles, because circles are pointless. :O Thank you Morgan! You understood it! I told you I'd miss the point. :P ~~~~~ You're just jealous of my pwnsome immuneness and in The Nile about it :O It's a post for puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FutureTXTurkey Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 Well I've seen you've come to the end of my page! But until we meet again *reads name tag*... *sees you have eaten your name tag* Eh... good bye visitor, and I'll see you around! That is at the bottom of one of Stephanie's pet pages, and it made me laugh so hard it hurt. Sorry mods if this violates the "old topic" rule, I was thinking that didn't apply here though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 In the name of immortalising all that is good, epic, and hilarious on TDN, I hereby revive this topic! b) From a Neopets Help thread: Where does rainbow dung come from? Rainbow Kaus? :laughingsmiley: Best. Help. Ever. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noog Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 Oh my. After reading this whole topic, I have lost the game :/ Heres a couple from a conversation with Theo, Steph, and Myself :P (15:38:26) Stephanie: I'm just doing a bit of work on key signatures. :P(15:38:46) Noog: key signatures? as in music? (15:38:52) Stephanie: Yup. (15:39:08) Noog: nice "homework" :P (15:39:16) Stephanie: (Well then, welcome to the night shifty) (15:39:18) Stephanie: shift* (15:39:31) Stephanie: Yes, well, for now I am. xD Then onto some maths. (15:39:49) Noog: oh, quick downturn, harsh. XD The above was in the staff blog. :P (16:22:15) Noog: what is a wink? I never understood that. so random.....(16:22:29) Stephanie: Uh...on MSN you mean? (16:22:36) Theo: An annoying animation *wink occurs* (16:22:46) Stephanie: Yes, that's the one. (16:22:48) Noog: oh god. that was....disturbing. (16:23:32) Theo: My client does not support MSN winks, and for that I am grateful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV of Gang Green Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 If only I had some quotes to help. If only someone posted some of my quotes. Meh, can't win it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You'll get there eventually CAV. ;) This quote is from a staff chat we were using to coordinate the Altador Cup coverage for today. My Internet disconnected while I was writing the report, so I vanished for quite some time before popping back in to continue. (16:27:32) Me: Out of curiosity, did you guys come up with a plan of any sort when I poofed? (16:27:50) Stephanie: Er... no? We were talking about sheep In an unrelated chat, V and I were discussing gender-biased terms within Team Maraqua. (22:06:10) Me: And the postmaster is a she (22:06:11) Me: okay xD (22:06:13) Xepha: yes (22:06:20) Me: Shouldn't that be postmistress? xD xD (22:06:30) Xepha: bah :P (22:07:45) Me: Well, I guess that kinda makes up for us being the 'Mermaids' xD (22:07:58) Xepha: yup (22:08:59) Me: I need to stop surreptitiously using 'Maraquans' xD (22:09:21) Me: I've had gender neutrality wired too deeply into my system xD (22:09:39) Xepha: you can say Fish or Piranhas :P (22:10:55) Me: Fish = food xD (22:11:15) Xepha: you need to watch Finding Nemo again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV of Gang Green Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 You'll get there eventually CAV. ;) Will I RRG? Will I? Or is your mind so twisted that I'm already here and you don't know it? I had to post this from before: Tyler: Selling my soul to Mirsha was the best decision I ever made!CAV: Is it Tyler? Is it? Or is your mind so twisted that you believe you sold your soul to Mirsha when in reality, you sold my soul, and you're simply a pet to Mirsha, but I'm safe in the kingdom next to her now watching Black Hole hold the AC championship? I think I shared too much... I felt it was awkward enough to post it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Well, I told you you'd get on here didn't I? :P My sister bakes choco chip cookies sometimes but she is pretty greedy with the choco chips. SHE ONLY ADDS 3-4 CHOCO CHIPS FOR EACH COOKIE! ZE HORROR Even the possibility of only 3 in a cookie, THAT MOSTER! Go get her right now and tell her I disagree! That is an absolute travesty! There should always be enough chocolate chips that you can't take a bite without getting 3 or 4. My recipe uses a whole bag. She's the cook so she decides, those are the rules in my house I can cook too BUT she has the recipe and she ain't sharing... What? Er, I mean yeah, yeah, I only use 1 bag too... When my sister and I make chocolate chip cookies, unfortunately for everyone that was looking forward to them, only about 1/3 of the dough makes into the oven to become cookies. :laughingsmiley: Ahh... you just can't beat chocolate chip cookie discussions! ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV of Gang Green Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 No you cannot. But maybe I can, one day I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 So today, when I got home... I typed Yooyutube instead of Youtube. Someone is getting an addiction @_@ Anybody want to relay this to Noog's website ideas topic? :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAV of Gang Green Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Yooyutube lol. I should see if that exists. EDIT: It doesn't :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ryan Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Lulz, you actually looked? xD And CAV, i'm tempted to add that whole conversation we had yesterday. -Duct tapes hand to a wall- Hey I got quoted. xD From the "Makes you think of..." thread. pigeon ^MOST EPIC ANSWER EVER ON THIS FORUM^ That picture is honestly what i thought of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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