Meeptroid

Hehe, nice one, Dillon. You had the courage to accept the dare of the *deep masculent voice* Metroid! Erhem... Sorry.

Also, I accepted your dare! *Points to signature*

I dare the person below me to create a group of friends with three smileys and name them.

Animawler lifted his head in the air and took a couple deep sniffs.

He turned his attention away from the mountains and felt the cool breeze of wind his face. A strange scent was blown towards him and he reacted curiously. He couldn't help pondering the strange scent and how it seemed familiar.

Er, Yixy? WHat are you talking about? Just post a dare and see if the person below you will accept.

I dare the person below me to write a four sentence paragraph on how Metroids are awesome and post it here.

Name:Animawler

Gender: Male

Species: Homo Sapio

Age: 13

Height: 4'5"

Weight: 122

Personality: Decides for himself and creates own decisions. Tends to get along with same species as himself.

History: Lives in a decent sized tribe a couple miles away from the mountains. Nothing too special.

Animawler scanned the area with his eyes. He saw faint energy sources scattered around the mountains in the distance. Each energy source was a distance away from the next and hardly seemed to cross paths. Animawler grunted.

A contest, eh? May I have a quick rundown of what it is?

Metroid replaced himself with a cardboard cutout (That defies the laws of gravity)

"Let's make a run for it!" wispered Metroid to the martian.

Tacos are awesome. Mmmm... chalupas....

Gotta stay focused...

Metroid began to become irritable. "Sir, would you like anything?"

From out of the back room, a brainwashed martian stepped out of the freezer. "GET BACK IN THERE!" screamed Metroid.

*Feels shockwaves from AA's rumbling stomach*

I'm hungry too now... Curse you AA and your powers to hunger people!

Metroid, in a chef's uniform, appeared in front of AA and took out a notepad. "What will ya be having, sir?" he asked.

Metroid whined about the map when AA said it was his. He threw it to the ground and ran away plotting something with his newly befriended and brainwashed martian.

Crud... The post repeated itself.

I know better, but this dang laptop doesn't...

Chocolate Day! One of the best days for hyperactive Neopians!

That Intesteen sends shivers down my gelatinous spine though...

Metroid appeared out of nowhere and took out a map of Planet SR388. "This is the planet where Samus Aran slaughtered my brethren!" exclaimed Metroid.

Cloudedsunny, I feel the exact same way. This board did sorta give me bad vibes.

I guess I understand Trisha's situation though, as no one likes to feel unwelcomed. I don't approve of her rant about the situation however. 90% of active members DO wisen up and learn how to spell properly and I wouldn't say anyone was acting stupid. Besides, we all know the origins of Neopets and how it was a time-killer for bored adults. If memory serves correct, I'd say that quite a bit of people here aren't kids. Teenagers and adults mostly hang out here.

With that said, it is disapointing to see you leave without a second opinion. Literally everyone is friendly most of the time and get along well with others. Sure, some of us may have a bad day now and then, but everything is alright at the end. Too bad you might not want to participate in our growing community of TheDailyNeopets. I highly suggest that you come back to the forums and take a second glance. I'd be happy to see a new active member join us.

Let's see....

I would maybe chose chicken and rice. And a glasss of V8.

I seriously have no idea why though.

A low-budget slow-motion action sequence initiated and Metroid smashed into Princess Ruto, hoping to couse her to lose aim.

Out of pure luck, a giant monster with a soda came walking by and accidentally dropped his straw.

Metroid stared blankly at Princess Ruto. He then went into a random storage room and retrieved a giant pair of electrical high-powered scissors, a giant boulder, and a wad of paper.

Squee sqah Squaaah!

That's Metroid Language for "Happy Birthday Sam!"

May you have a great one!

Yeah, I wouldn't consider myself officially lactose-intolerant. Some products may set me off, but I'm usually okay.

Milk!

I basically only drink lactaid-free milk, as it doesn't upset my lil' stomach.

I seem to do fine with basically most dairy products though.

*Notices a herd of cows and chases after them*

Mmm... food....

*Notices a flock of turkey randomly pass by and chases after them*

All of a sudden, Mickey Mouse rushes into the room and shouts, "Gee, guys! I OWN Pluto!"

Metroid disliked the fact that Pluto is also the name of Mickey Mouse's dog. So to settle everything, he attached a self-destruct mechanism to the unwanted planet and threatened to press the big red button.

MEtroid groaned about how everyone is having their share of Meepits. "I NEEDS ME NOURISHMENTS!" screeched Metroid in a demonic tone.