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If life gives you lemons


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then eat it all up

 

If life gives you a pencil....

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then make someone put their tongue in it.

 

If life gives you a Mint ConditionTransformer Action Figure....

 

(Laughs)

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...only go outside just after it's rained. :P

 

If life gives you an evil meepit army...

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...pretend to eat it, then magically produce it out of your sleeve again.

 

If life gives you a huge, flappy, impractical robe...

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...make finger puppets out of them, and start a finger puppet show.

 

If life gives you an unfinished story...

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Go find a vampire.

 

If life gives you a beautiful morning...

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...build a factory and start pumping out toxic chemical fumes to ruin the atmosphere.

 

If life gives you a polluted river...

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...stick it in a replicator, producing massive amounts of cotton candy, and sell it all at a ridiculously low price, crashing the cotton candy market.

 

If life gives you a chance for fame...

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