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If life gives you lemons


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climb up them and throw apples at passer-bys.

 

If life gives you coasters.... (not roller coasters)

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...don't ride on them. (I have no idea what they are)

 

If life gives you Metroid's puns...

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...ask life for earmuffs.

 

If life gives you English homework...

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...then live, quickly, before life remembers to get you to pay your insurance!

 

If life gives you 7000 smilies...

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...eat it and then throw up because you're allergic.

 

If life gives you the end of Metroid's comics...

 

Edit: Erm... :* If life gives you clowns...

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throw them cream pies XD

 

If life gives you melted ice cream...

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...dump it in a cup and drink it up (I like ice cream best when it's melted).

 

If life gives you a large, unidentified, extremely smelly object...

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gives it to somebody else

 

If life gives you a very old and mysterious book...

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Burn it, because it's probably crawling with some medieval plague.

 

If life gives you a trojan virus...

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...upload it to your school's computer network in the hope that it'll crash the exam database.

 

If life gives you 100 attack peas...

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BUY A SHINY MAC!!! (That's the best solution to avoid Trojan Virus anyway :P)

 

If life gives you butter...

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...go fishing for a breadfish.

 

If life gives you a SHINY MAC!!!...

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...Take it back and ask for something with XP on it..

 

If life gives you Halo 2, when you don't have an Xbox 360...

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Turn back your game to the store and come back home with a shiny mac. You know you want one anyway XD

 

If life gives you a mac obsession...

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Weep uncontrollably, because the iPhone is such a mess.

 

If life gives you tacos....

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...eat them fast before anyone else gets to them. :shiftyeyes_anim:

 

If life gives you overcooked omelettes...

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Feed 'em to the dog, and blame your brother when the dog stinks up the house.

 

If life gives you squishy, wet shoes...

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...scold life for playing in the rain.

 

If life gives you a maze of booby-traps...

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...get your enemy to walk through it.

 

If life gives you a battery...

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...ask for the accompanying state-of-the-art gadget.

 

If life gives you a poisoned taco...

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