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I am here to bring you all a very sad announcement. :(

 

Princess Ruto managed to get herself stuck between the gears in the basement and spilled rice all over the good machinery.

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*struggles* And I'm very embarrased about it. Someone help me. :(

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I went through two whole buckets of butter trying to get you out.

Somehow, you got far into those gears tightly.

 

Say, how did you get stuck in there anyway?

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I fell in a bat of super glue and shortly afterwards got stuck in these gears while trying to clean them. :(

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Sure. Otherwise I'll become a part of the machinery. That's a no-no.

 

*craves rice*

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Alright.

Phone is ringing.

 

Monkey: Eh, hello?

 

Meeptroid: How's it going Frank?

 

Frank: It's all good.

 

Meeptroid: Alright, bye!

 

Frank: See you.

 

Phone disconnects.

 

 

So, Morgan. Are you free yet?

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:O Wait, let me check...YES---er, wait, no, but thanks for asking. *struggles to get rice*

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Hold on a moment. *sets dynamite charges* This should get you out - it worked fine with Metroid a while back, even though he had to regenerate.

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*Lights TNT* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

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who wants waffles! i love waffles. see the other day i was walking down waffle lane.....and the waffle man told me how to make the best waffles. just a drop of cyanide and bam! the best waffles ever are made!

 

*takes out a platter of waffles* who wants them?

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*sets out waffles* These got peanuts and soap in 'em! =D

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OH LEMME TRY *takes a bite* this is delicious........

 

*boom*

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*cleans up mess* How many times have I told you not to explode? D=

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Okay... so what shall we have for the next course? Semtex or C-4?

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Fortune cookies? No problem. *starts digging around in storerooms*

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