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Granted, but your house has no windows or doors...

 

I wish I had chocolate biscuits

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Granted, but it has no legs :(

 

I wish I didn't have to work

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Well, actually I don't have to grant that one because it's already true in life. You don't have to work, but that would usually end in being a hobo or a similar bottom-line trash. Have a nice job with that.

 

Also, dogs can't have chocolate. It's extremely poisonous to them.

 

I wish nothing bad ever happened to me ever again, nor to everyone I care about.

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Uh huh... Well you just took all the fun out of those posts... It is a game remember...

 

Granted... so something terrible happens instead :S

 

Hmm... well since I don't think I'll make a very good hobo....

 

I wish I could retire

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Granted, but all your savings are stolen.

 

I wish I had a working laptop battery.

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Granted... but your laptop dies and will not work

 

I wish I could go to mars

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Granted, but you forget your space suit.

 

I wish I had a calculator that could do graphs.

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Granted but it is out of batteries...

 

I wish I could breath under water

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Granted, but you can't breathe in air.

 

I wish I had a pencil.

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Granted,but there's no lead

 

I wish for a website that doesn't have any viruses( trojans or whatever you can think)

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Granted... and then a bug comes up on monitor and starts eating everything (lols)

 

I wish I could do magic

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Granted, but it's backwards magic that you can't control.

 

I wish I could make people be quite at any given moment.

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Granted.. but now you can't speak either

 

I wish I could become a master restocker

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Granted, but you end up with your hand glued to your mouse.

(and I wouldn't really care if I couldn't talk)

 

I wish my cat wouldn't sniff my purse. It's really odd.

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Granted, but it then goes to mess with everything else you own.

 

I wish people weren't dumb enough to leave a perfectly good snicker bar in the toilet.

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Granted so they leave them in the rubbish cans instead

 

I wish I could I could decide what to have for lunch

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Granted and then all the Pokemon die

 

I wish I had my car

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Granted, but it's wrecked.

 

I wish people around the world would stop killing each other over stupid trivial things, like money.

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Granted.. so they start killing each other over cats

 

I wish life were simple

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Granted and then he turns into a clown...

 

I wish I were a movie star (I am running out of stuff to say)

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Granted... and then the French steal it to turn it into frog legs for dinner hehe (no offence to anyone intended!!)

 

I wish I had a pet lion

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