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Granted, but the thinking is highly unpleasant.

 

I wish for a chair.

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Granted, but you eventually drop dead from the exhaustion. Phew.

 

I wish for 9999999999 Neopoints.

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Granted. You get 9999999999 Neopoints... deducted from your bank.

 

I wish for my shares to rocket up.

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Granted, but they soon rocket . . . . down.

 

I wish I could fly. . .

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Granted, but you get sucked into a jetliner's engine.

 

I wish for Wildlife 2 to go extremely well.

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Granted, but the ice cream melts before you can get to it.

 

I wish to be able to use the computer for as long as I want.

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Granted, but it gets a virus now you can't use anything in the computer.

 

I wish for a terrific name that has never been taken or will be taken

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Granted, your new name is Anna with a series of numbers 250 million digits long following it. Enjoy!

 

I wish for it to be Christmas tomorrow

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Granted, but you fall sick and you don't recover until the day after.

 

I wish for EVERYTHING!

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Granted, but you forget everything else.

 

I wish something could happen without any errors for once.

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your wish is granted but it only happens when you die

 

I wish for candy not in anyway bought or made by any evil or in anyway made by Doom corp. or affiliates

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Granted. Nothing happens, as your spell does not make grammatical sense.

 

I wish that people would use proper grammar. :P

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Granted. You are the villain.

 

I wish that the world would turn EVIL!!! :devil:

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Granted, but they're only evil twards you.

 

I wish my brother would vanish into thin air and never come back.

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Granted, but you are blamed for it.

 

I wish that I could breathe water.

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Granted, but you then get put on display as a side show at a circus.

 

I wish I didn't have to take chemistry.

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Granted, but you have to study quantum physics instead (and an A+ grade is needed to pass).

 

I wish that I could study quantum physics. :P

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Granted, but you fail and get shunned by everyone for the rest of your life beacuse of it.

 

I wish for a soda.

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