Ellie_Penguin Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, but you outside and the paper flies away. I wish I had an apple pie.
DOOM Bringer Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, it is treated by DOOM Corp first :evil: I wish I had a decent thing to wish for.
antiaircraft Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, but the thing you wish for is way out of your reach. I wish for the ability to draw properly.
The Original Luna Posted December 6, 2007 Author Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, but the only thing you can draw properly is the Eiffel Tower. I would like the war in Iraq to end.
DOOM Bringer Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 Granted, a new one starts seconds after. I wish I could dance.
antiaircraft Posted December 7, 2007 Posted December 7, 2007 Granted, but you lose your legs in a car accident. I wish for more DOOM agents.
Ellie_Penguin Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Granted, but they're all undercover Pastry Pals agents! I wish I could levitate objects.
antiaircraft Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Granted, but you have no control over your ability. I wish for a butter knife.
Creeper unidog Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 Granted, but a new law says that you can't have a butter knife so you spend 40 years in jail with very, very, strong and mean people who hate you I wish for a good christmas
hamlads1 Posted December 8, 2007 Posted December 8, 2007 wish granted (Anna the meepit) but you realize its a dream and everyone is dead! i wish for my stupid :grrr: last loss tooth will fall out!!
antiaircraft Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Granted, but it's never replaced. I wish for Microsoft to clean up their act.
Niwrem Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Granted, but you wake up from that dream and they continue on their act. I wish for this rain to stop.
antiaircraft Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Granted, but a drought comes shortly after. I wish for a mousepad.
Niwrem Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Granted, but your "mouse" ate it soon after. (The rain HAS stopped.) I wish for my tummy to stop aching.
antiaircraft Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Granted, you get a headache instead. I wish I knew how to use GIMP like an expert.
DOOM Bringer Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 (Me too lol) Granted, but now you have to spend all your time creating sigs for ungrateful noobs I wish DOOM controlled the world!
antiaircraft Posted December 9, 2007 Posted December 9, 2007 Granted, but all that's left of the world is a speck of dust. I wish for a shiny badge.
Ellie_Penguin Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Granted, by the shine is the overheat of the badge caused by the rays of the sun and therefore, you burst into flames, run and jump off a cliff, resulting on you almost drowning if it hadn't been for a dolphin that happened to pass by. However, a shark comes and grabs you by the leg and steals your badge. I wish I had a Dolphin.
antiaircraft Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Granted - the dolphin, however, decides that humans are tastier than fish. I wish I had a shark.
Creeper unidog Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Granted, but it ate you after XD I wish for a wish that cannot be evil in any way
antiaircraft Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Granted, the wish isn't evil in just 'any' way, it's evil in 'every' way. :devil: I wish for a cloth.
Creeper unidog Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 granted, but the cloth is toxic and you touch and then you die I wish for a wish XD
antiaircraft Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Granted, but your double wish cancels itself out. I wish for an unlimited armoury.
Trisha Posted December 11, 2007 Posted December 11, 2007 Granted, but instead of unlimited armoury you end up being drafted into the military on a six year contract and having to guard an armoury 24/7. I wish my finger nails couldn't break.
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