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Granted. But you float out of range of the off key, and are doomed to be sick forever.

 

I wish that I would stop seeing all these shifty eyes! (see shoutbox)

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Granted. Instead you start seeing various smilies that blast you with laser eyes.

 

I wish I had a perfect voice recognition program.

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Granted. Unfortunately it hears you say "I wish I was dead." and complies.

 

I wish I had an anti-laser shield (for obvious reasons).

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Granted. It's a laser-based system made for robots, and fries you.

 

I wish for a hat.

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Granted. You fish up some from the Underwater Fishing cavern in Maraqua.

 

I wish for my shares to rise in value.

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Granted, they all crash a second later.

 

 

I wish I was 1337

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Granted, and you get banned for it.

 

I wish people would use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

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Granted. They stop after one second.

 

I wish for a mountain of chips.

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Granted. It crushes you to death.

 

I wish for a guide to 'The Last Blast'.

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Granted. It has no links to it and a URL similar to a Department of Defense code.

 

I wish for a working mouse.

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Granted. It steals all your cheese.

 

I wish for hundreds of people to join Wildlife 2.

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Granted. They are only there to spam the board.

 

I wish I was a Fantastic Member.

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Granted, but you get suspended shortly afterwards.

 

I wish my ankle would stop aching.

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Granted. You are vaporised.

 

I wish my ankle would stop aching.

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Granted. Your whole leg starts aching instead.

 

I wish for a never-ending stream of ideas.

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Granted. You work yourself to death trying to implement them all.

 

I wish for something to stop my leg aching. :P

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Granted. Your leg gets frostbite and has to be amputated.

 

I wish for a faster computer...

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Granted, but it crashes soon after.

 

I wish I was done with all of my homework...

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Granted, but you just got a job and are behind 3 months.

 

I wish I took French instead of Spanish

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Granted, it's bad enough already.

 

I wish for infinite funding.

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Granted. You're stuck in a nuclear missile that's launched at the moon.

 

I wish for a piece of paper.

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