Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. But you float out of range of the off key, and are doomed to be sick forever. I wish that I would stop seeing all these shifty eyes! (see shoutbox) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. Instead you start seeing various smilies that blast you with laser eyes. I wish I had a perfect voice recognition program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately it hears you say "I wish I was dead." and complies. I wish I had an anti-laser shield (for obvious reasons). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. It's a laser-based system made for robots, and fries you. I wish for a hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shattered_Ribbon Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. Lucky you, it seems to be covered with pink fuzz and it says on the top, "I love being nice~~" I wish for a pair of boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. You fish up some from the Underwater Fishing cavern in Maraqua. I wish for my shares to rise in value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted, they all crash a second later. I wish I was 1337 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted, and you get banned for it. I wish people would use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. They stop after one second. I wish for a mountain of chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. It crushes you to death. I wish for a guide to 'The Last Blast'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. It has no links to it and a URL similar to a Department of Defense code. I wish for a working mouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. It steals all your cheese. I wish for hundreds of people to join Wildlife 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. They are only there to spam the board. I wish I was a Fantastic Member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted, but you get suspended shortly afterwards. I wish my ankle would stop aching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. You are vaporised. I wish my ankle would stop aching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. Your whole leg starts aching instead. I wish for a never-ending stream of ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. You work yourself to death trying to implement them all. I wish for something to stop my leg aching. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Granted. Your leg gets frostbite and has to be amputated. I wish for a faster computer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiska Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Granted, but it crashes soon after. I wish I was done with all of my homework... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strategos Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, but you just got a job and are behind 3 months. I wish I took French instead of Spanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie_Penguin Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, but you will move to South America to finish school. I wish I had $100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parshy Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Granted. but due to inflation, it about as worthless as a penny I wish that no one can ruin this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, it's bad enough already. I wish for infinite funding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellie_Penguin Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Granted, but someone else wishes for your funding. I wish I could go to the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Granted. You're stuck in a nuclear missile that's launched at the moon. I wish for a piece of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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