Strategos Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Granted. Be warned that some equals approximately .1 seconds. I wish that my head stopped hurting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Granted. Your foot is hit by a sledgehammer. I wish for the next Avatar episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myriad Posted November 27, 2007 Share Posted November 27, 2007 Granted, but it's on bad-reception TV. :O I wish my computer never stuffed up. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted November 27, 2007 Author Share Posted November 27, 2007 Granted but an anvil falls on it. I wish that I could be able to know what Tolkien knew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Granted, but you don't know anything else. I wish for all the books due to be released in the next year to be released NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Granted, but every author has writer's block and quit. I wish for a new bottle of water! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Granted. The water is taken from the sewage system. I wish for a CD-R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shattered_Ribbon Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Granted. Too bad it's cracked in half. I wish for some pie. (It's always food for me, isn't it?) =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Granted. It happens to be stuffed with maggots. I wish for an everlasting battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Granted, although you have nothing to power. I wish I had 1 billion dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Granted, but your assets are frozen when you're arrested for fraud. I wish for some time by myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myriad Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Granted. You have one whole second! I wish I wasn't so messy! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Granted. Now everyone hates you because you're a cleanliness freak. I wish I had access to the Secret Laboratory Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shattered_Ribbon Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Granted. But you can only use it once a year. =P I wish for a yellow submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. You're torpedoed by a U.S. Military attack submarine for heading into restricted waters. I wish I had an unlimited supply of bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted, one accidently explodes and blows you up. I wish I could have a party :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. You are now the head of a political party that has virtually no chance of winning the elections. I wish I was telepathic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 (That's already been said by someone.) Granted. The thoughts that you hear in the form of voices eventually send you mad. I wish I was the best pianist in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted, but your fingers are chopped off soon after. I wish I was Prime Minister (of Aus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. You are shortly assassinated. I wish I was in New Zealand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOOM Bringer Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted, New Zealand is then promptly destroyed (no offense to any NZers, you know I love you all :D ) I wish I could kill a yak with my stare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. In fact, as a bonus, you completely obliterate the yak! In return you have two restrictions: you can only eat yak, and you have to look at whatever you eat. (I am a Kiwi, by the way) I wish AA would stop poking me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. I blow you up instead. I wish I could blow stuff up at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. But nothing happens, because you already can. That's how you blow me up. I wish for a thousand AAs. (oops) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Granted. We all blow you up. I wish for anti-gravity technology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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