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Granted. Be warned that some equals approximately .1 seconds.

 

I wish that my head stopped hurting.

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I wish for a CD-R.

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Granted. It happens to be stuffed with maggots.

 

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Granted, although you have nothing to power.

 

 

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Granted. You have one whole second!

 

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Granted. Now everyone hates you because you're a cleanliness freak.

 

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Granted, one accidently explodes and blows you up.

 

 

 

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Granted. You are now the head of a political party that has virtually no chance of winning the elections.

 

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(That's already been said by someone.)

 

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Granted, but your fingers are chopped off soon after.

 

 

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Granted. You are shortly assassinated.

 

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Granted, New Zealand is then promptly destroyed (no offense to any NZers, you know I love you all :D )

 

 

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(I am a Kiwi, by the way)

 

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Granted. I blow you up instead.

 

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Granted. But nothing happens, because you already can. That's how you blow me up.

 

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Granted. We all blow you up.

 

I wish for anti-gravity technology.

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