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Granted. But while learning to speak Manx, a heavy Manx dictionary falls on his head and ends up with a concussion.

 

I wish my Geography teacher would be nicer.

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Granted, but you have to do it tomorrow.

 

I wish that I never procrastinated on my homework of reading for 30 mins. a day. (Like right now .________.)

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Granted. You turn into a workaholic.

 

I wish I was calmer and more focused when tackling work.

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Granted. I am now stalking you invisibly.

 

I wish I didn't have a stomach ache.

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Granted. You learn this by becoming a dragon and immediately suffering the consequences, all of them very painful, ultimately ending in the dragon's (your) death.

 

That was a good one. :devil:

 

I wish humans developed the ability to breathe in pollution as well as, and in the same way as, oxygen.

 

How kind. 0:)

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Granted. However, humans no longer have the ability to breathe clean air. Not realising this, they manage to clear the Earth's atmosphere of pollution and end up dying.

 

I wish for some food.

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granted. But you are not worshiped anymore because of your actions and you become helpless.

 

I WANT THE IMMORTAL MAGIC BUNNY TO GRANT ME A DECENT WISH.

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Granted, but your magical bunny burst into flames and your house caught fire

 

I wish i can pass my promotional exams~!

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Granted. You can pass them, but you don't.

 

I wish people would be more appreciative of what we do for them.

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Granted. But the next day, you see something that scars you for life, and no matter what you do, you can't get rid of the image.

 

I wish for school days that are 10 minutes shorter.

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Granted, but for some odd reason, you grow annoyed of Fawlty Towers tomorrow.

 

I wish that people would reply to my email immediately.

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