The Original Luna Posted September 1, 2008 Author Share Posted September 1, 2008 The Stuff works, but for only 30 minutes. Truth told I found this game on another forum which I used to frequent. I wish I could experience Flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Granted. You experience flight for just long enough to get several hundred metres in the air. I wish I could keep perfect track of everything I needed to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, but you are unable to do anything. I wish I didn't have a headache right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted. You don't have a head either. I wish I wasn't a complete bungler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, I eat you head first. I wish to regurgitate you, you taste bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, but I come back to haunt you 13 years later in a unicycle made of pink styrofoam and paperclips! I wish I lived in Calfornia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Granted, but as soon as you get there you get killed by an infamous gang. I wish I was good at HTML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, but HTML is shortly deprecated and replaced by an AJAX-like language. I wish I could spend more time on the computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Granted, but you can never get off the computer and can never fall asleep and end up going crazy and having to go to the bathroom really bad but you can't so you soil yourself. II wish the sun was cube-shaped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted, but the Sun takes offence at being made cube-shaped and decides to take out its anger on you. I wish for... world peace! (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted, but the world peace ends up to be a story fabricated by the government so you wouldn't get information about all of the troubles in other countries. I wish I had a wish that would actually come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. Your wish for a giant boulder to crush you comes true. I wish that I didn't have class on Saturdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted September 7, 2008 Share Posted September 7, 2008 Granted. You have class every other day of the week starting at 12:00 AM Sunday and ending at 12:00 AM Saturday, and there is always a big test on Sunday that you have to study for. I wish pencils would smell like bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, they also end up attracting hungry wolves. I wish I could freeze time at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted September 8, 2008 Author Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted, you get stuck in time. I wish I could find a cure for Hiccups! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, but you don't get anything because it's pretty useless. I wish for a bag of Doritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, but you get a bag of Cheetos with a free Dorito inside. xD I wish that I didn't act so stupid sometimes... :sad01_anim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, you act stupid all of the time. I wish I had a laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, but it's really slow and it takes half a minute to load a page. I wish I had...better graphics skills (mine are rusty...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. You are now 0.00000000000000001% better at graphics then you were before. I wish math would cease to exist, the universe shattering as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. The universe shatters, hurling you and maths out of it, then reforms, locking you in non-existence with all the maths formerly in the universe. I wish some sections of Firefox's source code were *slightly* neater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 granted, but Firefox is then outmoded, and with a new better Internet Exploder. I wish that Captain Barbossa was real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, and he kills you. I wish some of my teachers weren't so lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted. They become cannibals with low self-control. Now that ain't lame, is it? :P I wish water was made of pure heaven! 0:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 Granted, Pure Heaven water (I was reminded of the Jesus Wee joke) now is the previous bracket. I wish the above sentence was in Manx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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