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Granted. You experience flight for just long enough to get several hundred metres in the air.

 

I wish I could keep perfect track of everything I needed to do.

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Granted. You don't have a head either.

 

I wish I wasn't a complete bungler.

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Granted, but I come back to haunt you 13 years later in a unicycle made of pink styrofoam and paperclips!

 

I wish I lived in Calfornia.

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Granted, but as soon as you get there you get killed by an infamous gang.

 

I wish I was good at HTML.

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Granted, but HTML is shortly deprecated and replaced by an AJAX-like language.

 

I wish I could spend more time on the computer.

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Granted, but you can never get off the computer and can never fall asleep and end up going crazy and having to go to the bathroom really bad but you can't so you soil yourself.

 

II wish the sun was cube-shaped.

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Granted, but the Sun takes offence at being made cube-shaped and decides to take out its anger on you.

 

I wish for... world peace! (:

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Granted, but the world peace ends up to be a story fabricated by the government so you wouldn't get information about all of the troubles in other countries.

 

I wish I had a wish that would actually come true.

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Granted. Your wish for a giant boulder to crush you comes true.

 

I wish that I didn't have class on Saturdays.

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Granted. You have class every other day of the week starting at 12:00 AM Sunday and ending at 12:00 AM Saturday, and there is always a big test on Sunday that you have to study for.

 

I wish pencils would smell like bacon.

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Granted, they also end up attracting hungry wolves.

 

I wish I could freeze time at will.

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Granted, but you don't get anything because it's pretty useless.

 

I wish for a bag of Doritos.

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Granted, but you get a bag of Cheetos with a free Dorito inside. xD

 

I wish that I didn't act so stupid sometimes... :sad01_anim:

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Granted, but it's really slow and it takes half a minute to load a page.

 

I wish I had...better graphics skills (mine are rusty...)

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Granted. You are now 0.00000000000000001% better at graphics then you were before.

 

I wish math would cease to exist, the universe shattering as a result.

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Granted. The universe shatters, hurling you and maths out of it, then reforms, locking you in non-existence with all the maths formerly in the universe.

 

I wish some sections of Firefox's source code were *slightly* neater.

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