Unstream Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but it gets vaporized immediately and you're put in a straitjacket trying to prove that you found one. I wish I knew how to download apps onto my TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but now you've-- wait... *clears throat* *continues in dramatic voice* GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING ELSE YOU EVER KNEW ABOUT ELECTRONICS AND WILL NEVER GET THAT INFORMATION BACK, CAUSING SEVERAL MICROWAVE/FORK-RELATED EXPLOSIONS AND A BARNEY EPISODE THE ONLY VIDEO ON YOUR YOUTUBE ACCOUNT!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish afros were back in style. I wouldn't get one, just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but they're only in style for 1 minute. I wish my computer didn't lag at random times :sad01_anim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted. They lag all the time. I wish certain people would suddenly forget how to breathe and not be able to remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 Granted, but they learn how to breathe underwater and not remember their life above the water. I wish that I could be able to Hover like a Faerie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but you grow wings like a faerie and are ridiculed about them for the rest of your life. I wish school wouldn't start next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted. It starts tomorrow. >=D I wish it was Christmas already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but it came so suddenly that you don't get any gifts. I wish I could stay up later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but you have school the next day, and you fall asleep and eventually get F's in all your classes. >=D I wish meebo would just WORK!!! :grrr: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but your computer explodes soon after. I wish TJ would answer my question. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but it isn't the answer you wanted to hear. I wish I could breathe underwater. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anime Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but you can no longer breathe on land. I wish the people in the parking lot weren't so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruto Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted--they turn into geniuses and make fun of you for being stupid. (And I wouldn't mind living in the water. ;o) I wish I could sneak up on Anime and attack her. xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but then she knows that it's planned, so it's not so sneaky. :O I wish that it was sometime in the afternoon rather than 11:11 PM here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted August 28, 2008 Author Share Posted August 28, 2008 granted, but you oversleep from the morning. I wish I could remember what the person in my dream looked like (wasn't me though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but you fall unconscious and awake three days later lying in a public restroom wearing i bib and Elmo slippers next to a half empty toothpaste bottle and Wayne Brady's armpit hair wedged between your teeth. Oh, and you forget about your dream, too. I wish Russia's military would be conquered and taken over by nothing else but a living, breathing letter G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but the living G reproduces and the Russians use them to replace their old military making them even stronger. I wish I could have a photographic memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Granted, but you always have to wait for things to develop before you can see it. :P I wish for something personal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xygnal11 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Granted, The Grim Reaper always follows you... I wish I don't have the tendency to forget thing too easily...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Granted. You now have the tendency to remember nothing but tiny insignificant pieces of informatipn. "Where were you on the night of October 17?" "I don't know, but there was a sale on turnips that week." I wish I was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Granted. The powers that be decide that the only perfect person is a dead one. I wish that I had an external HDD for backups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xygnal11 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Granted, but it gets broken before you even use it.... I wish I'm not so emo............*hides in emo corner......) also off-topic and might be old, but I just found out in other forums that this is called corrupt-a-wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Granted, you're now bipolar. I wish I could drive. By the way I've never heard of this being called "corrupt-a-wish" before, but I've definitely played this before on other forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 Granted, but you can only drive for an hour. I wish that I had something to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Granted. You now have a fresh dung smoothie. I wish that stuff around me would actually work properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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