̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Granted, No one else ever speaks Spanish again. You become branded as that person who talks funny. I wish for the right plumbing parts for the refrigerator ice maker to work.
antiaircraft Posted July 24, 2008 Posted July 24, 2008 Granted, but the rest of the refrigerator's components break down. I wish I was more fluent with xconfig.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 25, 2008 Posted July 25, 2008 Granted, you only become 0.000000000000000000001% more fluent, then you die. I wish for a monkey, so I can make it throw fecal matter at people besides me ;b
antiaircraft Posted August 2, 2008 Posted August 2, 2008 Granted, but you are arrested for illegal animal trafficking shortly afterwards. I wish hard drives didn't die.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 10, 2008 Posted August 10, 2008 Granted, the entire universe implodes. I wish I didn't feel like @$%@%&^&%$@#$@^$%&%^!@#%$#&^$^*^$^!&^#$& all the time.
antiaircraft Posted August 10, 2008 Posted August 10, 2008 Granted. Now you feel like @$%@%&^&%$@#$@^$%&%^!@#%$#&^$^*^$^!&^#$&@$%@%&^&%$@#$@^$%&%^!@#%$#&^$^*^$^!&^#$& all the time. I wish I had less work.
Unstream Posted August 10, 2008 Posted August 10, 2008 Granted, now you have 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds of work and never make any money. I wish Hershey Park tickets cost less.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 Granted, the universe implodes as the wish comes true. I wish........ for......... a floating head (besides mine)
antiaircraft Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 Granted. It eats you. I wish for a DDR2 compatible system bus.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 11, 2008 Posted August 11, 2008 Granted, It eats you, twice. I wish for more ram for my laptop, I only got 200 something, can't run anything on it.
antiaircraft Posted August 12, 2008 Posted August 12, 2008 Granted, but the RAM is DDR3 and isn't compatible with your system. I wish for somebody to help me with my work.
Unstream Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Granted, but he does better than you and eventually replaces you. I wish I could be extremely physically fit (like Olympian fit) without exercising.
antiaircraft Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Granted, but you become incredibly stupid at the same time. I wish I was more skilled at reading stacktraces to spot troublesome modules.
Midtime Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Granted. You are now able to trace stacks of assorted items (if they have moved) and once you reah them can determine if their contents are spontaneously forming a doomsday bot. I wish I could fly.
antiaircraft Posted August 13, 2008 Posted August 13, 2008 Granted. You are turned into a fly and can't get changed back. I wish for uber programming skills.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Granted. You program your own death sequence, then die. I wish I didn't just taste stomach fluids just now, no fun :(
rachiee Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, but then you are fed something that tastes like stomach fluid I wish that I didn't have to do summer reading...ARGH!!!!!! :grrr: (psh my mom (<.<;;;;;;;;;; ) wants me to read age appropriate books ARGH! >O )
LadySussudio Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, instead you have to do household chores for everyone on your street, without pay. I wish the heating oil wasn't so expensive :(
rachiee Posted August 16, 2008 Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, but you have to pay an additional $20 (USD) for your heating oil. I wish that I didn't like the song "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus... (I admit to liking that song ;x )
Revenge Posted August 24, 2008 Posted August 24, 2008 Granted. You instead aquire a taste in the sound of bulls defacating in your bedroom. You irresistably enjoy that. I wish November would get here already!
LadySussudio Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. Here it comes *woosh* Oh sorry, you just missed it ^_^ I wish I understood computers better :S
Revenge Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. You become a computer. Who knows you better than yourself? I wish gas wasn't so smelly.
Unstream Posted August 25, 2008 Posted August 25, 2008 Granted, gas now smell like water, but water smells like gas :P I wish I was the first person to get the Bonju avatar.
Revenge Posted August 26, 2008 Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but you get eaten by a bear. (...wtf, I know.) I wish you never granted my wish. (Ha! Work your way around that paradox, genius!)
The Original Luna Posted August 26, 2008 Author Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but the paradoxial anticlimax closes causing your hair to fall out. I wish that I could discover a living Cryptoid.
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