̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Granted, No one else ever speaks Spanish again. You become branded as that person who talks funny. I wish for the right plumbing parts for the refrigerator ice maker to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 Granted, but the rest of the refrigerator's components break down. I wish I was more fluent with xconfig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 Granted, you only become 0.000000000000000000001% more fluent, then you die. I wish for a monkey, so I can make it throw fecal matter at people besides me ;b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted, but you are arrested for illegal animal trafficking shortly afterwards. I wish hard drives didn't die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Granted, the entire universe implodes. I wish I didn't feel like @$%@%&^&%$@#$@^$%&%^!@#%$#&^$^*^$^!&^#$& all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Granted. Now you feel like @$%@%&^&%$@#$@^$%&%^!@#%$#&^$^*^$^!&^#$&@$%@%&^&%$@#$@^$%&%^!@#%$#&^$^*^$^!&^#$& all the time. I wish I had less work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 Granted, now you have 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds of work and never make any money. I wish Hershey Park tickets cost less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted, the universe implodes as the wish comes true. I wish........ for......... a floating head (besides mine) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted. It eats you. I wish for a DDR2 compatible system bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 11, 2008 Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted, It eats you, twice. I wish for more ram for my laptop, I only got 200 something, can't run anything on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted, but the RAM is DDR3 and isn't compatible with your system. I wish for somebody to help me with my work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted, but he does better than you and eventually replaces you. I wish I could be extremely physically fit (like Olympian fit) without exercising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted, but you become incredibly stupid at the same time. I wish I was more skilled at reading stacktraces to spot troublesome modules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midtime Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted. You are now able to trace stacks of assorted items (if they have moved) and once you reah them can determine if their contents are spontaneously forming a doomsday bot. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Granted. You are turned into a fly and can't get changed back. I wish for uber programming skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted. You program your own death sequence, then die. I wish I didn't just taste stomach fluids just now, no fun :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, but then you are fed something that tastes like stomach fluid I wish that I didn't have to do summer reading...ARGH!!!!!! :grrr: (psh my mom (<.<;;;;;;;;;; ) wants me to read age appropriate books ARGH! >O ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySussudio Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, instead you have to do household chores for everyone on your street, without pay. I wish the heating oil wasn't so expensive :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Granted, but you have to pay an additional $20 (USD) for your heating oil. I wish that I didn't like the song "7 Things" by Miley Cyrus... (I admit to liking that song ;x ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Granted. You instead aquire a taste in the sound of bulls defacating in your bedroom. You irresistably enjoy that. I wish November would get here already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySussudio Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. Here it comes *woosh* Oh sorry, you just missed it ^_^ I wish I understood computers better :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Granted. You become a computer. Who knows you better than yourself? I wish gas wasn't so smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unstream Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 Granted, gas now smell like water, but water smells like gas :P I wish I was the first person to get the Bonju avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but you get eaten by a bear. (...wtf, I know.) I wish you never granted my wish. (Ha! Work your way around that paradox, genius!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Original Luna Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 Granted, but the paradoxial anticlimax closes causing your hair to fall out. I wish that I could discover a living Cryptoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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