Sam of DC Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 Granted, but then they age and die. I wish the next person would make no wish involving chocolate, rainbows or fluffy bunnies.
Micamone Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 granted. my wish shall contain milk chocolate & non- fluffy bunnies i wish the next person will come up with a wish containing milk chocolate & non- fluffy bunnies and actually, dragons don't die.
Ruto Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Granted, but then they enlist in my army and destroy the world. >=D I wish my kitty would come back home. :(
Unstream Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Granted, but it has rabies, but a mutant version that affects humans, and everything from "I am Legend" happens. I wish life would stay the way it is right now forever.
LadySussudio Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Granted, you get stuck in a time loop - that you're aware of - repeating that post over and over and over and over again, and so you slowly go mad I wish Phil Collins would make at least one album a year :D (and you can't say I won't like the songs, 'cos that would never happen :laughingsmiley: *lol*)
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 granted, you go deaf for 8 hours every time you listen to it. I wish for enough money to get fable 2 LE & the new ghostbusters game.
Ruto Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Granted, it's counterfeit and you go to jail. >=D I wish...for a fish.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 granted, you get one at a fair, it lives for 43 years, you can't stop staring at it, you die from lack of nutrients. I wish I had the money for my own computer with lots of ram and a good graphics card.
Macabre Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 You get your computer but the first time you try to use it it blows up in your face and turns you into a living computer. You are now a super villian who can attack other computers with spyware! Yeah..... I wish people would believe me when I tell them that I am a zombie.
Ruto Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Granted. They believe you are evil and slay you. I wish I had a golden delicious apple. xD
ffchild Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Granted, but the apple is bad luck so you suffer for the rest of your life. I wish I had faster internet so I can restock.
Unstream Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Granted, but it's so fast, TNT accuses you for cheating and freezes your account. I wish I had a slice of cheesecake.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Granted, makes you constipated for the rest of your life. I wish someone would go to the bathroom in a plane, then the plane to drop the contents, freeze while falling through the cold air, impale me, melt, evaporate, make me die of a combination of Ebola & dysentery.
Ruto Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Erm...granted? o_O I wish I was exactly three inches taller.
Unstream Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Eh, that's hard... Granted, but only your head grows taller and now you have an unusually long face. I wish my wisdom teeth would just disappear so I wouldn't have to get them removed.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 Granted, they end up in your brain causing internal bleeding, you die. I wish for a wish about a wish with a wish wishing for a wish.
ffchild Posted July 22, 2008 Posted July 22, 2008 Granted, but you think about wishing for wishes so much that the word "wish" doesn't seem to look right to you anymore.... (that's what happened to me >>.<<) I wish that my wishes can't be ruined.
antiaircraft Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, you simply lose the ability to wish instead. I wish that there was a simpler way to create a bash script for compiling the nspluginwrapper package into a .deb from source code.
Unstream Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, it's simpler, but it takes a month of repetitive work to finish. I wish Krawk Island won the cup.
ffchild Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, but they were caught cheating afterwards and everyone who supported Krawk Island gets neopoints taken away. I wish that nothing exists. At all.
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, now you can use subtraction, but you hate math & go crazy. I wish for Zelda Classic to work on this computer, I've been trying for over a month :(
Ruto Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, but it's too much for your computer and it makes it explode. :O I wish Keiko would come back. :(
̊ ˉˉ ̊ Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, but you left for good the day before I wish for someone to make my lunch for me, I'm hungry.
picky_nut Posted July 23, 2008 Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, but the food was poisoned and you die. I wish I become a really good Spanish speaker
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