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The Evil Wish Game


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granted. my wish shall contain milk chocolate & non- fluffy bunnies

 

i wish the next person will come up with a wish containing milk chocolate & non- fluffy bunnies

 

 

and actually, dragons don't die.

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Granted, but then they enlist in my army and destroy the world. >=D

 

I wish my kitty would come back home. :(

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Granted, but it has rabies, but a mutant version that affects humans, and everything from "I am Legend" happens.

 

I wish life would stay the way it is right now forever.

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Granted, you get stuck in a time loop - that you're aware of - repeating that post over and over and over and over again, and so you slowly go mad

 

 

I wish Phil Collins would make at least one album a year :D (and you can't say I won't like the songs, 'cos that would never happen :laughingsmiley: *lol*)

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You get your computer but the first time you try to use it it blows up in your face and turns you into a living computer. You are now a super villian who can attack other computers with spyware! Yeah.....

 

I wish people would believe me when I tell them that I am a zombie.

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Granted, makes you constipated for the rest of your life.

 

I wish someone would go to the bathroom in a plane, then the plane to drop the contents, freeze while falling through the cold air, impale me, melt, evaporate, make me die of a combination of Ebola & dysentery.

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Eh, that's hard...

 

Granted, but only your head grows taller and now you have an unusually long face.

 

I wish my wisdom teeth would just disappear so I wouldn't have to get them removed.

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Granted, you simply lose the ability to wish instead.

 

I wish that there was a simpler way to create a bash script for compiling the nspluginwrapper package into a .deb from source code.

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Granted, but it's too much for your computer and it makes it explode. :O

 

I wish Keiko would come back. :(

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