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Granted. It's now even more boring. :evil:

 

I wish I had a cute wittle puppy. ^_^

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Granted. It widdles all over you.

 

I wish I didn't have to make this wish.

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Granted. You have to make 500 wishes now.

 

I wish I wasn't so bored.

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((I think I said exactly that a few posts ago.))

Granted. You are drilled instead.

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

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(( :O You're right. *plays Twilight Zone music*))

 

Granted. You now have to go something worse than school. Work. xD

 

I wish the flavor in gum never ran out.

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Granted. It never went in.

 

I wish I was more certain.

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Granted, you are now filled with bloated overconfidence.

 

I wish exams didn't exist.

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Granted, but a new law is implemented which requires you to do community service nonstop during vacations.

 

I wish I was better at Yooyuball.

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granted, but after winning 10,000 games by the third day, someone will accuse you of cheating and your acount will be frozen.

 

i wish my team will win the altador cup

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Wish granted, but everyone else will be jealous and then find a way to steal your account.

 

your suppose to make a wish :eh:

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granted, but now the other one will break.

 

 

i wish i can think of a better wish...

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Granted, but it's barely any better

 

I wish I had a cupcake

 

granted. but now you can't enjoy baked goods.

 

 

i wish school started at 2pm.

and ended at 2:04pm.

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granted, but now you can't get enough credits from high school, drop out, and live the rest of you life as a hobo

 

jeez, now i wish i'll never be a hobo

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Granted. now the people that assassinated Thaladirith will to do the same to you.

 

 

i wish that it wasn't so hot outside, but still warm enough to go swimming without being frozen. :)

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Granted. now the people that assassinated Thaladirith will to do the same to you.

 

 

i wish that it wasn't so hot outside, but still warm enough to go swimming without being frozen. :)

 

granted, but all the water is gone

 

I wish to eat a kangaroo's eyeball (don't ask why)

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Granted, but it was diseased and you die a very painful death full of indigestion and diarrhea.

 

I wish I could read peoples' minds.

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Granted, but you can't control it and before you know it your mind is crushed from the overwhelming amount of thoughts you hear.

 

 

i wish i could fly

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Granted, but you suddenly develop a gigantic fear of heights.

 

I wish I had amazing guitar skills

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granted, but they only last for .0001 seconds each day.

 

i wish i wasn't afraid of heights so that i may take to the skies and fly

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