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Granted. With a built in anthrax packet.

 

I wish for all my wishes to come true.

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Granted, but you can't manage to think of anything else.

 

I wish my headache would go away.

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Granted, but now you have digestive problems! :P

 

I wish I never made my second wish.

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this is fun you wish has come true but you shall be beat up for the rest of you life from bullys targeting you =(

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Since Jennifer didn't make a wish:

 

I wish that I had a reliable heated water supply.

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Granted, but the water is heavily polluted with bacteria that are conveniently immune to heat

 

I wish for 1000 ZDAPs, MSP (TCGs), BGC and SuAP

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Granted, but you are frozen for cheating.

 

I wish for an attack pea.

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Granted, but the pant devil steals it.

 

I wish for the allegiance of all the villains in Neopia.

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Granted but they all betray you, being evil and all

 

 

I wish for a flawless wish with no faults whatsoever :D

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Granted. You get your flawless, faultless wish - 100 hours worth of homework.

 

I wish for a pen.

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Granted, but its out of ink

 

 

I wish for world peace

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Granted, after everybody dies in a massive war.

 

I wish for a pie.

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Granted, enjoy your rotten egg, spider, month old milk and vomit pie :sick01:

 

 

I wish for a thermo-nuclear warhead

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Granted. I'll fire one at you.

 

I wish for fried egg.

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Granted, your egg is fried under the blast of aforementioned thermo-nuclear explosion.

 

 

 

I wish for some Coke

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Granted. With the complimentary cookies. :devil:

 

I wish for a convenient household version of the elevator to be invented.

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Granted, but they're overcooked and tasteless.

 

I wish for a really long book to read.

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Granted. But the wish reverses itself.

 

I wish for a fast internet connection.

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Granted, but pop-up ads never stop coming.

 

I wish for a bug-free computer that only does what I want.

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Granted. Batteries not included.

 

I wish for some free time.

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