The Evil Wish Game

[m3l3ana]

Granted but they all die off because they turn into fluffy ducklings

 

I wish chickens had no legs

[antiaircraft]

Granted - but this sparks of a quantum-resonance reaction throughout the fabric of evolution and we all end up with no legs.

 

I wish I didn't need sleep.

[crxsnochic]

Me too.. Oh, and Granted, but your brain explodes from never being able to relax and sleep.

 

I wish that I get A's on all my upcoming exams.

[rachiee]

Granted, but all the "A"s you get are really A's in disguise. (They are actually Fs)

 

I wish that my right foot wasn't itchy right now.

[m3l3ana]

Granted instead your hair is and everyone thinks you have knits

 

I wish I could fly with purple dinosaurs

[Revenge]

Granted, but the dinosaurs eat you, regardless of their color.

(Ooh, the Barney nightmares!)

I wish people didn't yell.

[m3l3ana]

Granted now they whisper so quietly that you can't hear what they are saying.

 

Lols.. I used to watch that when I was a kid :P

 

I wish that cows had teeth the shape of coconuts

[antiaircraft]

Granted - but so do you.

 

I wish I had a computer to bring around with me so I could do all my work on it.

[m3l3ana]

You mean a laptop? Granted it but it doesn't work!

 

I wish I could snuggle up in a blanket and go back to sleep

[Revenge]

Granted, but the blanket engulfs you in a mysterious dark void, and you never wake up again.

 

I wish school was over. Maybe.

[m3l3ana]

Granted but now no one has a education and the world is run by idi*ts (is that a swear word??)

 

I wish I could fine a bowl of chocolate coated marshmellows

[antiaircraft]

Granted, you are fined one bowl of chocolate coated marshmallows. (Exploiting typos :P )

 

Idiot isn't a swear word, it's simply a pejorative term. :graduated:

 

I wish I had no work to do.

[Revenge]

Granted, but now you realize that without all that work to do, you have WAY too much free time, and end up being arrested for stealing puppies and dressing them up as familiar basketball stars before killing them mercilessly with a bike horn.

 

I wish the sky was green.

[m3l3ana]

Granted but now the grass is blue :O

 

I wish 12.30 would hurry up!!

[rachiee]

Granted, but somehow you could go for some coffee at 12:30. And you miss it. The end. :worried:

 

I wish that my hand sanitizer bottle wasn't so small. (It smells nice though...)

[m3l3ana]

Granted now it is so large that you can't reach the top and when you do it covers you completely with sanitiser everytime.

 

I wish that purple elephants and yellow meepits came to rescue me.

[rachiee]

Granted, but afterwards they end up serving you [insert your least favourite food here] in mass amounts o:

 

I wish that I wasn't so good at procrastinating as I am right now. :sad01_anim:

[m3l3ana]

Granted.. but you get so bad at it that you never have time to do anything else (did that make sense?)

 

I wish my meepit was grey.

[antiaircraft]

Granted, however he promptly decides that his mood should fit his colour.

 

I wish that I could stop time.

[Revenge]

Granted, but you can't start it up again.

 

I wish all the free people wore gymsocks.

[xygnal11]

Granted, but you are free too!!!! NOW WEAR THIS SMELLY GYMSOCK!!!!!

 

I wish I have a *see sig*

[antiaircraft]

Granted, but your sig is cleared just before the powers that be glance at it, so you don't get anything.

 

I wish I could sleep at 11pm and wake up at 1am totally refreshed.

[xygnal11]

Granted.... By refresh, you wake up underwater

 

ahh!! forgot to make a wish!

 

ok here it is:

 

I wish that *see sig*

[antiaircraft]

Granted. But as I do not have a dog, nothing happens.

 

I wish that I didn't have an oral presentation next week.

[xygnal11]

Granted... It's tomorrow.... :devil: :evil: :devil: :evil:

 

ahh!!! forgot to wish again!!!!

 

ok:

 

 

I wish all of you play TWEWY!!!!!!!!!!!