m3l3ana Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Granted but they all die off because they turn into fluffy ducklings I wish chickens had no legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Granted - but this sparks of a quantum-resonance reaction throughout the fabric of evolution and we all end up with no legs. I wish I didn't need sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crxsnochic Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Me too.. Oh, and Granted, but your brain explodes from never being able to relax and sleep. I wish that I get A's on all my upcoming exams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Granted, but all the "A"s you get are really A's in disguise. (They are actually Fs) I wish that my right foot wasn't itchy right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Granted instead your hair is and everyone thinks you have knits I wish I could fly with purple dinosaurs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Granted, but the dinosaurs eat you, regardless of their color. (Ooh, the Barney nightmares!) I wish people didn't yell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 Granted now they whisper so quietly that you can't hear what they are saying. Lols.. I used to watch that when I was a kid :P I wish that cows had teeth the shape of coconuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Granted - but so do you. I wish I had a computer to bring around with me so I could do all my work on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 You mean a laptop? Granted it but it doesn't work! I wish I could snuggle up in a blanket and go back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Granted, but the blanket engulfs you in a mysterious dark void, and you never wake up again. I wish school was over. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted but now no one has a education and the world is run by idi*ts (is that a swear word??) I wish I could fine a bowl of chocolate coated marshmellows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted, you are fined one bowl of chocolate coated marshmallows. (Exploiting typos :P ) Idiot isn't a swear word, it's simply a pejorative term. :graduated: I wish I had no work to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted, but now you realize that without all that work to do, you have WAY too much free time, and end up being arrested for stealing puppies and dressing them up as familiar basketball stars before killing them mercilessly with a bike horn. I wish the sky was green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted but now the grass is blue :O I wish 12.30 would hurry up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted, but somehow you could go for some coffee at 12:30. And you miss it. The end. :worried: I wish that my hand sanitizer bottle wasn't so small. (It smells nice though...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted now it is so large that you can't reach the top and when you do it covers you completely with sanitiser everytime. I wish that purple elephants and yellow meepits came to rescue me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachiee Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted, but afterwards they end up serving you [insert your least favourite food here] in mass amounts o: I wish that I wasn't so good at procrastinating as I am right now. :sad01_anim: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3l3ana Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Granted.. but you get so bad at it that you never have time to do anything else (did that make sense?) I wish my meepit was grey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Granted, however he promptly decides that his mood should fit his colour. I wish that I could stop time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revenge Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Granted, but you can't start it up again. I wish all the free people wore gymsocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xygnal11 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Granted, but you are free too!!!! NOW WEAR THIS SMELLY GYMSOCK!!!!! I wish I have a *see sig* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Granted, but your sig is cleared just before the powers that be glance at it, so you don't get anything. I wish I could sleep at 11pm and wake up at 1am totally refreshed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xygnal11 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Granted.... By refresh, you wake up underwater ahh!! forgot to make a wish! ok here it is: I wish that *see sig* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Granted. But as I do not have a dog, nothing happens. I wish that I didn't have an oral presentation next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xygnal11 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Granted... It's tomorrow.... :devil: :evil: :devil: :evil: ahh!!! forgot to wish again!!!! ok: I wish all of you play TWEWY!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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