rachiee Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but one second later you are alive again. I wish that I was eating some honey right now. (I eat honey...and peanut butter...on its own! o=)
Loc Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but you suddenly come down with an akergic reaction to it and die. I wish that this wish ended hapily.
rachiee Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but the happiness of the wish isn't very happy at all. D: I wish that I could make some carrot juice right now. :D
Loc Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but the juice explodes when you make it. I wish that all wishes would wish for this wish to come true.
antiaircraft Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted - however, as you did not specify a wish, nothing happens. I wish everybody would use the metric system of measurements (seriously, why do they bother with the confusing imperial system? o_O ).
crxsnochic Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but the metric system gets changed so it is not based on any specific number, and thus looks just like the crazy imperial system. I wish I didn't have to write a term paper today.
Loc Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but you have to wite 101001010101017 tomorrow. I wish I had the most evil thing in the world.
rachiee Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but the evil thing you get is actually counterfeited. o: I wish that I wasn't so tired right now. :sad01_anim:
Loc Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, you're not tired when dead. I wish for a pickle that tastes delicious and I can eat and that my tastebuds will not change.
Revenge Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but it is eaten by some random hamster before you get to. I wish everything was clean all time and of the trash on the ground would magically disappear so no one would have to pick it up.
Loc Posted May 3, 2008 Posted May 3, 2008 Granted, but you are considered trash and dissapper. I wish I had a dollar.
rachiee Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted, but the dollar is in another form of currency other than the one that you use. I wish that I didn't put so much sugar in my iced tea that I drank. xD
Revenge Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted, but instead you used too many cockroaches! Muahahahaha! I wish my room was soundproof.
antiaircraft Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted, but this means that all the sounds you make are reflected back and forth endlessly until there's so much noise your eardrums burst. I wish I had a cookie.
Revenge Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted. You now have it in your hand, but suddenly you've become severely allergic to all types of cookies. I wish I was invisible to everyone except insane hoboes.
Loc Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted, but you get hit by a car and die. I wish my mouse could talk.
ffchild Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted, but you mouse keeps blabbering on about random stupid stuff when you're trying to sleep, and you try to cover your ears with a pillow but that doesn't even work. =[ oh well... I wish he knew........ :*
m3l3ana Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted he knows.. but doesn't feel the same :( sorry! I wish I had an extra day off work
crxsnochic Posted May 4, 2008 Posted May 4, 2008 Granted, but you have to spend the day doing only things you hate more than work. I wish it wasn't thunderstorming outside.
m3l3ana Posted May 5, 2008 Posted May 5, 2008 Granted instead it is thunderstorming inside. I wish I could run in a feild with butterflys
rachiee Posted May 5, 2008 Posted May 5, 2008 Granted, but the butterflies are poisonous (If they could be) and the grass in that field is orange, and your feet burn when you step on that grass. I wish that I have unlimited gum, waffles, money and music...*dream* ^^
crxsnochic Posted May 5, 2008 Posted May 5, 2008 Granted, but your house becomes so packed with waffles and gum that you can't push your way out to enjoy any of your money or music. I wish I was sleepy.
antiaircraft Posted May 5, 2008 Posted May 5, 2008 Granted. You fall asleep and never wake up. I wish I could do a perfect assignment every time.
m3l3ana Posted May 5, 2008 Posted May 5, 2008 Granted.. But you copied it off another perfect assignment and fail. I wish there were purple people eaters
rachiee Posted May 5, 2008 Posted May 5, 2008 Granted, but the purple people eaters are actually purple chicken eaters. :P I wish that Meepits would have their names changed to Meepies.
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