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Granted, but now you can't take away yours

 

I wish I had a pet tree named steve

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Granted but now you forget everything.

 

I wish my kitten didn't have fleas.

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Granted, they leave but after a split second they come back. D:

 

I wish that everyone was a floating eye.

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Granted... but you can't see them

 

I wish I was asleep

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Lols... Granted but the lasagne is mutated and starts to eat you.

 

I wish I bought my lunch to work, now I got nothing to eat :(

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Granted but the dragons eat you.

 

I wish I could find someone to come rub my back at work :P

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Granted, but they're mind-bendingly ugly and want your number afterwards.

 

I wish my big toe knew how to swear in french.

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Granted, but your big toe forgets to swear in French after five minutes.

 

I wish that I was really itchy right now.

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Granted.. but you are soo itchy that you scratch yourself raw

 

I wish I could bounce really high using one foot.

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Granted, but you hurt yourself by hitting your head on the moon! Plus there's no air up there!

 

I wish evil spelled backwards was "cucumber."

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Granted but if you spell it the right way it is rebmucuc :S I think I just confused myself.

 

I wish the flights overseas weren't so long

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Granted. Portals are now set up so planes can now fly through them to go from country to country, but a World War starts over control of these portals.

 

Hmm... new roleplay idea?

 

I wish I had more time for the forums.

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Granted but you have so much extra time that you get bored because the posts aren't going fast enough.

 

I wish my bed wasn't so far away

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Granted. It lands on top of you and breaks several bones.

 

I wish MoTA was more active.

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Granted, but it's filled with n00bs and very rude people who try to flame everyone else who posts in that topic.

 

I wish gravity didn't exist.

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Granted but now you can't control yourself.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for

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Granted, but you never get the chance to actually wish it.

 

I wish I didn't have such a heavy workload.

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Granted. Your workload now weighs approximately 3.4 lbs. (Do the metrics yourself) Yet the actual amount of work you have does not change.

 

I wish I had a fur coat.

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Granted, a fur coat. But it's real fur and a deer ties you to a tree and the forest animals cast a spell on you to make immortal and the attack you for all eternity.

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