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Granted - you get 1 B/s of extra bandwidth.

 

I wish I had some chocolate.

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Granted, they're evil horses of course. :evil:

 

I wish I could post faster.

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Granted, but there's a weird glitch and nobody can read any of your posts

 

Btw, you're probably already the fastest poster on here!

 

I wish it was snowing

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Granted.. but it snowed so much that you can't lease the house because it is completely covered in snow.

 

AA if you could post faster, there would be no point for the rest of us!!! :P

 

I wish I didn't have to go out in the rain to get some lunch

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Granted.. but it dies the same day (sorry it is the EVIL wish game)

 

I wish I could go home instead of having to go out tonight :(

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Granted, but your home burns down.

 

Yes, I may be the fastest poster on here, but I still find it difficult to keep up with every single topic in my limited time frame.

 

I wish it was 8pm instead of 11pm.

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Granted, but the time system gets all rearranged so that 8pm is actually later than 11pm.

 

I wish I didn't have to read science journals today.

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Granted.. instead you have to read journals on a very boring man, who sat around and did nothing all day for 70 years (by the way they are really LONG journals) *yawn*

 

I wish it wasn't raining.

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Granted. It's now a blizzard. :P

 

I wish my brother would leave me alone.

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Granted, But if you have a sister, she won't quit following you

 

I wish my sister would die!

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That's not very nice!!!

 

Granted.. but she comes back to haunt you and you can't get rid of her!

 

I wish I had a plug for my laptop battery

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Granted.. It materialises, so he sits there and eats it

 

I wish I didn't have a blocked nose.

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Granted, now a clogged throat

 

I wish all of you know Phoenix Wright!

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Granted.. but the rest of the world doesn't

 

Now I have a flippin cold :grrr:

 

I wish I didn't have a cold!!

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Granted. You now have a hot. Definition: A rare disease that causes the victim's body to warm to infinite temperatures.

 

I wish I was immortal.

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Granted.. but everyone else dies, so you are all by yourself

 

I wish I was back in bed :( I HATE BEING SICK!!!

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Granted.. The dog now has a fever and is very hot...

 

I wish I was half bird half octopus

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Granted, but you are now only half octopus half human. Oh well! (Being human is okay.)

 

I wish that I had a clean room! (I hate all the clothes and shoes and random stuff in the floor :<)

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Granted but that means you have to clean it :P

 

I wish I was invisible.

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Granted, but you are only invisible when you are in a rural area. :(

 

I wish that I stopped squeezing unneccessary "like"s in sentences when I talk in real life. xD (Yes, I have that habit. It's not a good one.)

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Granted but now you "squeeze" cow into every sentence at lease twice

 

I wish I could take away peoples pain

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