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Granted. They trash the rest of your house instead.

 

I wish I could focus.

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Granted... but we are talking about you eyesight... the rest is still a blur :S

 

I wish I could complete Dungeon Dash, so that I can stop trying... I am starting to get fustrated

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Granted; you complete it after a tremendous effort, but your score doesn't send.

 

I wish I could think faster.

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Granted... but unfortunately he wastes all the country's money on banana's and the US are now poor.... (that would kind of screw us all, but Meh)...

 

I wish I hadn't of accidently sent my score for Dungeon Dash :(

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Granted, so is everything else.

 

I wish I had perfect recall.

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Granted, but, um, an anvil falls on your head or something.

I wish I could bring the gift of laughter upon small tortoises.

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:S Granted... but the tortoises can't stop laughing and they die of exhausion

 

I wish I could wish for anything in the world and it would come true

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Granted... but you type so fast that your fingers get tied up together

 

I wish I could find a wish that could not be made evil

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Granted... but it takes you the rest of your life

 

I wish I could count to ten in every language.

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Granted.. but everyone takes it for granted (then again that depends on your definition of gentleman)

 

I wish I was a tree

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Granted, but you get chopped down by lumberjacks! (A fate shared by many trees, unfortunately)

 

I wish for a giant bowl of cereal.

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Granted.. but you get eaten by a bunch of kids for breakfast

 

I wish someone would offer me a job as PA, with a company car, cellphone, credit card, a great salary and a great boss.... (and it isn't a dream)!!!

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Granted, but, um, an anvil falls on your head or something.

(I didn't wish I was a bowl of cereal, just that I had one)

I wish for a lucky rabbit's foot.

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Lols... sorry... I read the wish wrong..

 

Granted... but it is decomposing

 

I wish I could fly a plane

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Granted, you CAN fly a plane, yet still have no knowledge...

 

I wish I can tolerate pineapples (hehehe, this wish can be complecated, hehehe :devil: )

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Granted... but that is all you can tolerate...

 

I wish I could time travel

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Granted, but you have no control over it.

 

I wish I had awesome graphics skills.

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Granted... but they are awesome compaired to a two year olds.

 

I wish there was a wish that could only make good things happen

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Granted, it goes to the one person you hate most.

 

I wish that stairs weren't so steep.

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