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A.

 

The t-rex snarls at you and tries to bite you...you..

A. Punch it in the nose

B. Bite its nose

C. Fart on its nose

D. Run away like a coward

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D

 

You try to get up and run, only to remember that you still don't have your limbs. Do you:

 

A. Roll away?

B. Apologise to the T. Rex in Velociraptor and hope it can understand?

C. Use the English-to-T. Rex dictionary lying on the ground to find some insults and use them on the T. Rex?

D. Roll at full speed towards the T. Rex?

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A

 

You attempt to roll away, and by unfortunate luck, get stuck in a large hole in the ground. The T-Rex is now roaring and running towards you. Do you:

 

A. Die?

B. Become Limbless Man and defeat the T-Rex with your laser vision?

C. Hide deeper in the hole?

D. Giggle?

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C

 

Thankfully, the T-Rex is too big to fit inside. Using your head, you dug deeper, and deeper into the hole. Suddenly, you banged into something, do you:

 

A: Yell "Ouch!"?

B: Find out what it is?

C: Ignore the 'something' and continue digging in the other direction?

D: Get knocked unconscious and magically found yourself back in present?

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D

 

You find yourself back in the present with your limbs intact, and stand up saying 'Phew!'. Then you notice that the T. Rex is across the road demolishing a MacDonald's outlet. Do you:

 

A. Run over to a physics professor and ask how you and the T. Rex got transported back to the present?

B. Run away!!!

C. Run madly at the T. Rex?

D. Steal a tank and use it to attack the T. Rex?

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D.

Now with the tank, you go up to the T rex and shoot him:

A. In the head

B. On the leg.

C. In the mouth.

D. All of the above.

 

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