antiaircraft Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 A The guy yells in pain. Do you: A. Shove the porcupine harder? B. Yell with him? C. Fly away? D. Shout 'ACUPUNCTURE!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiuze Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 D. The guy explodes as you say that and you... A Eat his remains.. x_x B. Poke his brain with a stick C. Kill Barney D. Go down a random hole o-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 D After who knows how long, you finally manage to make it down to the ground. However, you go straight into a pitch-black hole. Do you: A. Laugh? B. Go inside deeper? C. Get out? D. Blow it up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 D You blow it up and get shot so high up you land on the moon. Do you: A. Head back down? B. Hang around and explore? C. Say 'Mmm! Cheese!' and start eating? D. Remember the laws of physics and suffocate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakitar Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 C Then after you eat an astroid hits down a few meters away A.You go check it out B. You do the happy dance then go check it out c.You die d.YOU EAT CAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 B The meteorite turns out to be completely made out of chocolate. Do you: A. Eat the chocolate meteorite? B. Continue eating the cheese that the moon is made from? C. Eat both? D. Remember the laws of physics and suffocate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citta Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 A You ate too much chocolate and: A: You danced B: You jump off on a passing meteor C: You go find the "Man on the Moon" D: You took a great leap and land on Mars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 D A Martian pops up in front of you and shoots his ray gun at your face. Do you: A. Scream? B. Yell? C. Remember the laws of physics and get blasted into oblivion while suffocating? D. Swallow the ray blast, burp loudly and say 'delicious!'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citta Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Definitely a 'D' X] After swallowing the ray blast: A: You take out a Martian-Evaporator and zap the Martian B: You grow antennas and become a Martian yourself o-O C: You burped D: Nothing happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 B The Martian continues to try and zap you. Do you: A. Attack back? B. Try to say something? C. Run!!! D. Remember the laws of physics and suffocate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 D You die a somewhat painful death and yet again, defy many more laws by respawning back on Earth. Do you: A. Ask yourself how that happened aloud? B. Go to a nearby thrift store? C. Explode? D. Do something entirely different that is not listed in the set of choices above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 B A bomb planted under the store explodes just as you are about to go in. Do you: A. Stand there like an idiot? B. Run!!! C. Go in like nothing's happened? D. Run off to find another bomb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiuze Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 D You find it and you.. A. Eat it 8D B. Throw it at Barney C. Poke it with a steek D. Sit on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 A Just as you are about to swallow, it blows up inside your mouth. Do you: A. Say 'Mmm! Spicy!' B. Just continue chewing? C. Remember the laws of physics and die? D. Start dancing around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 C You remember the Laws of Physics again and die. After respawning back to Earth, you decide to travel back in time in order to apologize to Sir Issac Newton for destroying his laws time after time. Do you: A. Build the time machine first? B. Die? C. Steal someone's time machine? D. Ask yourself how a time machine works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 D You ask yourself how a time machine works, then suddenly start spewing out a lot of highly complicated physics. Do you: A. Try to shut up? B. Listen to yourself carefully and start building the time machine? C. Just go steal a time machine? D. Tell yourself to shut up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiuze Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 C. You steal it but suddenly, you break it and you get back into the Prehistoric era you... A. Look for dinosaurs 8D B. Run around in circles C. Suck on your shoe D. Gallop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 C You get food poisoning and throw up. Do you: A. Go take a bath? B. Try to find some antibiotics? C. Run around in circles screaming? D. Try to fix the time machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 A You go to take a bath. Not before long, you realize you are still stuck 65 million years ago. Unfortunatly, that was after you decided to wash up in the tar pit. Do you: A. Attempt to get out? B. Swallow some tar and spit it out like a fountain? C. Struggle to get out but drown? D. Ask the nearby Velociraptor for help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 B The tar lands on the nearby Velociraptor, who promptly begins growling threats at you in Velociraptor language. Do you: A. Feel around in your pocket for a Velociraptor-to-English dictionary? B. Keep struggling? C. Growl back threateningly? D. Yell for help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic Hug'o's Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 A After trying to speak Velociraptor, the Velociraptor just got madder and it called for it's other Velociraptor, Do you; A.hit the velociraptor so that it will shut up B.Try to run in a nearby volcano and make it erupt(which is impossible to happen) C.Find a battle tank(*sigh*)and fight all them D.Run away screaming like it's the end of the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 B The volcano miraculously erupts, burying you under 4 metres of solidifying magma. Do you: A. Yell for help? B. Yell for help in Velociraptor? C. Try to dig your way out? D. Run around screaming 'I'M ON FIRE!!!'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingle Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 D You magically pop out of the solidifying magma, and proceed in running around screaming 'I'M ON FIRE!!!'. Do you: A. Eat off your burning limbs? B. Try to revive your pet Velociraptor-to-English dictionary? C. Scream "NOOO! NOT THE DICTIONARY!"? D. Forget about the poor dictionary and stop, drop and roll on top of the Velociraptor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeptroid Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 A You eat each and every burning limb on your body, leaving you with a grand total of zero. How are you going to get around now? Do you: A. Roll around to your destinations for the rest of your life? B. Fall over dead? C. Cry yourself to sleep? D. Imagine yourself as a lizard and somehow regenerate all of your limbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antiaircraft Posted November 19, 2007 Share Posted November 19, 2007 A Unfortunately, you roll into a T. Rex. Do you: A. Scold it for being in your way? B. Say 'Um... hi?' sheepishly? C. Try to roll away? D. Pretend not to notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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