Meeptroid Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 I pick A You call the police about your emptied account. You: A. Prank call them? B. Report the emptied account? C. Hang up? D. Start a conversation?
antiaircraft Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 A The police hang up. Do you: A. Sue them? B. Threaten to sue them? C. Go after AA? D. Insult your lawyer?
Meeptroid Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 D Your lawyer is so angry that ironically, he decides to sue you. Do you: A. Go to court? B. Laugh at him for no reason in particualr? C. Compromise with him? D. Insult him even more?
antiaircraft Posted October 13, 2007 Posted October 13, 2007 D Your lawyer goes insane and is stuck in an asylum. Do you: A. Break him out? B. Laugh at him? C. Join him in the asylum? D. Go hire another lawyer to sue AA?
Shiuze Posted October 14, 2007 Posted October 14, 2007 B Your lawyer takes his gun out you... A. Take your bazooka out. Oya. >_> B. Eat the gun and run away like a ninny. C. Continue laughing like a moron. D. Say, "Kill me and I shall haunt you! D<"
antiaircraft Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 A Your lawyer pulls out a giant laser cannon. Do you: A. Keep laughing? B. Run!!! C. Call the guard? D. Pull out a titanic plasma cannon?
Meeptroid Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 D You pull out a titanic plasma canon but cannot support it's weight. Do you: A. Curse at the law of physics? B. Get crushed. -__-? C. Defy the laws of physics and begin shooting at the lawyer? D. Die?
antiaircraft Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 C You realise that your titanic plasma cannon isn't loaded, and that it needs a cartridge which can only be lifted by a gigantic crane. Do you: A. Defy the laws of physics again and load the cannon? B. Go and find the laws of physics to rewrite them? C. Get crushed by the weight of the cannon? D. Really defy the laws of physics and shoot the cannon anyway?
Shiuze Posted October 15, 2007 Posted October 15, 2007 A You got squished by the cannon anyway since gravity beat you...Now you... A. Eat the cannon on you. o_O B. Die C. Scream for the leprechaun to help you D. It doesn't squish me, you foo! D: I SHOOT IT!
antiaircraft Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 D The cannon backfires and blasts you several hundred kilometers into the air. On the way back down, you pass a passenger jet. Do you: A. Wave B. Yell "Hi!" C. Wave and yell "Hi!" D. Toss a grenade at it
Meeptroid Posted October 16, 2007 Posted October 16, 2007 D You toss a grenade at it and the whole plane explodes on contact. As you watch the burning remains fall to the ground, you notice that the government is after you big time. Helicopters surround you in the air. Do you: A. Tell them everything is fine? B. Ask yourself how you are staying in the air this long and begin falling? C. Defy the laws of physics yet again and blast the helicopters out of the way with your titanic plasma canon? D. Laugh?
Shiuze Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 C All the helicopters are destroyed and now you... A. Grab a stick and scream loudly B. Eat the dead people's remains...Ew. C. BOOGIE! O.O D. Scream out, "NOOOOOOO I MISSED BARNEY! D:"
antiaircraft Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 D The SOEB (Secret Organisation for Elimation of Barney) comes after you with fighter jets. Do you: A. Try frantically to fall faster B. Blast at the fighter jets with your plasma cannon C. Dance in midair D. Laugh because there's no way they could hit a target so small
The Big Cheese Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 C YOu're driving down a country road and see someone dancing in mid air. Do you: A. Fly up and jjoin him B. Go see your phsycologist C. just keep driving D. Faint and crash into a near by tractor causing a very large explosion
Meeptroid Posted October 17, 2007 Posted October 17, 2007 D A huge explosion shakes throughout the quiet country atmosphere at the surrounding area is filled with fire. You stop dancing in midair and look down to see the destruction below. Fortunately, the fighter jets were frightened away. Do you: A. Dance longer in midair? B. Actually begin falling? C. Forget about gravity and fly somewhere else? D. Go towards where the explosion happened.
antiaircraft Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 D There is another huge explosion that sends debris flying towards you. Do you: A. Keep going B. Fly away C. Engage in evasive manoeuvres D. Wonder aloud what the word 'debris' means
Meeptroid Posted October 18, 2007 Posted October 18, 2007 D You wonder aloud what the word 'debris' means. You're pretty sure it has something to do with the loose objects flying towards you at high speed. You come to the conclusion that 'debris' is a fancy French dessert only available to the insanely rich. Do you: A. Go to France? B. Get hit by the debris? C. Go get some dessert? D. Begin falling?
antiaircraft Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 D You fall, licking your lips at the idea of dessert. You're hit in the face by a detached piece of scrap metal. Do you: A. Ignore it B. Attempt to eat it C. Yell at it for interrupting your meal D. Decide that it would be better if you went back up
Meeptroid Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 D You somehow manage to break the laws of physics once again by going upwards into the sky. It turns out that you are still holding the scrap metal that hit you in the face. Do you: A. Throw it like a frisbee? B. Attempt to shape it into a boomarang-like object and throw it, hoping for it to come back? C. Drop it? D. Begin screaming for help?
antiaircraft Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 B You throw it, and it comes back, hitting you in the face again. Do you: A. Scream at it? B. Throw it away again in frustration? C. Laugh maniacally? D. Bend it out of a boomerang shape and then throw it away in frustration?
Meeptroid Posted October 19, 2007 Posted October 19, 2007 A You scream at the piece of scrap metal as loud as you can. Several onlookers below have gathered and are now staring straight up at you. Do you: A. Scream at the people below? B. Shape the piece of metal into a deadly weapon and drop it below? C. Fall? D. Float away to an unknown island?
antiaircraft Posted October 20, 2007 Posted October 20, 2007 B The onlookers suddenly all pull out rocket launchers and start firing at you. Do you: A. Scream at them louder? B. Fly away? C. Fall? D. Just stare at the incoming rockets dumbly?
Shiuze Posted October 21, 2007 Posted October 21, 2007 D. They hit you and you go flying off in the air you... A. Scream in bloody murder o_O B. Nap in the air C. Go, "WHEEEEE!!" D. Get a bug stuck in your mouth. x.x
antiaircraft Posted November 1, 2007 Posted November 1, 2007 C An innocent passerby misunderstands your statement and attempts to hit you with a grappling hook. Do you: A. Just go along with it for now? B. Throw the grappling hook back at him? C. Do a crazy dance while dodging the grappling hook? D. Pull out a laser and blast him?
Shiuze Posted November 3, 2007 Posted November 3, 2007 C Then he starts dancing with you and then you.. A. Splat a porcupine in his face 83 B. Eat him C. Stuff something down his throat D. Fly away x3
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