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Something came up, so the Poetry Competition is ending a little early.

 

Thanks to the four people who entered the contest, we have selected the order and it is....

 

1st: onime_no_kai

2nd: Icestorm Nightmare

3rd: Angelxepha

4th: Mischievous Penguin

 

The Prizes have been sent. Congrats!

 

And now, here's the poems.

 

onime_no_kai

 

The Saga of the TDN Mascots

 

There once was a brave young Red Pteri,

Whose name, as you might have guessed, was Jerry.

One fine day Jerry said,

'Though I look dashing in Red,

I think I might like to be Faerie.

 

Alas, our hero, being somewhat unwary,

Asked the Rainbow Pool's direction from a certain Dark Faerie.

She pointed: That way!!

And led him astray,

For Jhudora, you know, can be rather contrary.

 

Now lost and discouraged, our poor Pteri friend

Saw that, alone, his quest would soon end.

Thought he, "Help would be nice;

Where can I find good advice?

I know - I'll ask on the forums at TDN!"

 

So saying, he flew off to post there his query,

But was delayed by a Hissi, too sad to be scary.

"I've no name!!" the Hissi cried,

To which Jerry replied,

"For the sake of the rhyme, your name shall henceforth be Harry."

 

Whilst naming the Hissi, a strange thing transpired -

Jerry found a new color he no longer desired!

To his new friend he said,

"Let's help other Neopians instead!"

And soon after, the two by TDN were hired.

 

Now, this saga occurred when the forums were new

How time flies - now they're starting Year 2!

With a poetry contest, no less

For which I've written this mess -

Sorry, staff. But in conclusion: TDN, HERE'S TO YOU!!

 

Happy Birthday to the TDN Forums!!

 

Icestorm Nightmare

 

Zoop! Whizz! Malapropisms at the ready!

Are we ready to fire?

Aye!

 

Zoop! Whizz! Malapropisms at the ready!

Are we ready to fire?

Aye!

 

GO!

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We're ready to go, Come on let's get,

Before the Eve of the Night flies away,

Zoop! Whizz! Malapropisms at the ready!

It's good to be back on the old Terracotta,

Dancing away on the Moon,

Beware of the Jerry above the shoutbox- don't touch or it'll be unsteady!

 

Zoop! Whizz! Malapropisms at the ready!

Are we ready to fire?

Aye!

 

BANG!

 

Are you ready to board come on let's go, I'll take you to the safari zone,

As you see here on your right you'll see the slumbering OTT board- beware of the pies to be thrown!

On your left is the Role-play section- before leaving you must try some of our exquisite niceties- such as Metroid and the Socks- Don't forget to visit Anthro world!

 

Hurling, Swirling, Majestically twirling

Hurling, Swirling, Majestically twirling

Hurling, Swirling, Majestically twirling

 

Moving swiftly on, Dillon, PUT THAT DOWN.

Did they really do that on the Graphics stand- looks too good to be true!

It's sommat I just Cannae construe!

Story and Lit.'s a good place to sit under trees and read - pity there's not many trees- TDNT had to economise with their spending costs- Now we have to read the trees.

 

Watch out for the Cheese! It'll freeze your knees

Freeze your knees, freeze your knees

Watch out for the Cheese! It'll freeze your knees

Freeze your knees!

 

Two years old, my, my, time doth fly, time doth fly.

Not even founder Ian, could he deny,

Over two years of building bridges twixt us and profanity

Two years of this will drive you to Insanity- GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!

 

Angelxepha:

 

Happy, Happy Birthday!

 

 

Happy, Happy Birthday!

Dear TDN forums

You deserve our utmost decorum...

Cake, Gifts... Hip Hip Hip Hurray!

 

Happy, Happy Birthday!

That's what they say

When it's time to party

To mark a new year, yeah!

 

Happy, Happy Birthday!

I wish you all the best:

Years of fun and success

It's the less I can say...

 

Happy, Happy Birthday

To TDN community

Happy, Happy Birthday

May this day be carved in your memory!

 

 

Mischievous Penguin

 

Shall thou cake be cut in half

a piece of it will be just for us

As we shall post with hope and true

let there be no spammers in our great forum

 

As we prepare for a Y2 to come

well, I must say,

we shouldn't get out of control

For that we shall find the truth in all

let's wait until the giveaway has come to a close (lol)

 

New stuff is about to come

let's all be patient or we won't get a reward

Let's just not fight about the NC Mall

or TDN might start to charge us a cent or more

 

Be active enough, but do not spam

or else the TDN black list shall rise

Thou follow the rules and you will be fine

Let's just wish TDN a Happy Birthday and now say good-bye!

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