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Flattening rather defeats the purpose of stealing don't you think? :P

NO! What we do is steal HUGE chunks of snow or we say it the good snow away from them an wreck the whole thing XD

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Ah, looting and pillaging before destruction. A classic combination. However, the classics have their disadvantages, namely predictability.

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Hey Evil Guy, you got that atomic bomb I mean that bike I've been asking about?

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Don't worry, it's being delivered to you and should be safely in your vault in a few hours.

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Don't worry, it's being delivered to you and should be safely in your vault in a few hours.

hahahah I laugh at your effort for world dominatioN!

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This isn't world domination. It's simply a business deal. You can't achieve world domination using a single nuke unless you have the appropriate intelligence.

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Hey, AA, here are the world intelligence reports... I mean, I'd like a cookie.

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Don't worry, it's being delivered to you and should be safely in your vault in a few hours.

Alright, now Japan will get what their asking for. >:-)

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Excellent - I think Iran might want to have a few business talks with us as well. Maybe we could show them our new anthrax breeds cookie recipes?

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Why destroy the world (or part of it) with a nuke, when you can rule it and leech funds and army members off of it? AA, we really need to talk to the Australian Government about DOOM's plans. They have most of the world's uranium and with the right pressure we may be able to access some of it for personal use. :evil:

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Excellent - I think Iran might want to have a few business talks with us as well. Maybe we could show them our new anthrax breeds cookie recipes?

Ahh, the cookies that will poison I mean make a person more cheerful in 5 minutes?

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I have something to confess....

 

I'm having Pork Chops for dinner.

 

b)

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NO.... NOT pork chops! anything but pork chops have mercy!

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Great, now I'm hungry. *Is on the phone with the Australian Prime Minister*

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Erm..

 

That's not the Prime Minister. . .

 

 

*awkward silence*

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*Ignores Myriad's decoy and continues threats polite requests*

 

Uranium is such a useful substance.

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We just got a new prime minister on monday! Make an "alliance" with him quick while he is settling into office! We need all the uranium we can get for our next plan :evil: ....

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Great, now I'm hungry. *Is on the phone with the Australian Prime Minister*

I just ate, it was sooo good. Bacon, Biscuit, and Hash Browns.

:P

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We just got a new prime minister on monday! Make an "alliance" with him quick while he is settling into office! We need all the uranium we can get for our next plan ....

 

Yeah, Kevin Rudd. Who did you want to win? Everyone I knew liked Kevin Rudd.

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I wanted John Howard to win... I come from a Liberal area and a Liberal family. My area was won by Liberal as well. Who did you want to win? Rudd?

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*Hides psychic music player behind back*

 

We've successfully secured enough uranium to build- *cough* to make some pretty statues. :D :shiftyeyes_anim:

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*Hides psychic music player behind back*

 

We've successfully secured enough uranium to build- *cough* to make some pretty statues. :D :shiftyeyes_anim:

*Is on the phone*

Hello President Bush...

No, I ain't Santa Clause calling to cancel Christmas...

I'm sure that would make many children mad sir...

And you'd be sad too...

Okay, to the point... I need a few hundred pounds of Plutonium delivered to some nutjobs in Aussie land...

No sir, Aussie land isn't a land made out of BBQ sauce. Its Australia...

Yes, its the island with the kangaroos on it...

O-okay Bush...

I ain't Santa...

*Sighs* Ho-ho-ho...

*Slams phone on the receiver*

 

:evil:

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