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*lands on top of penguins* Sweet, the broke my fall, and my fall broke them. AWESOME! *sees a real bigfoot* o_O

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I know, ain't it awful? That's why I bought myself this. *Shows everyone a battery*

Okay, so I found it. Big whoop.

 

Yeah, that was random. Point is, I like screwing things up.

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I like the joke Senor Bandito. *Gives cookie* *Steals battery*

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I just finished giving my lizard a bath. He looks so much cleaner now!

And yes, my lizard is perched on my shoulder right now. (And forcing me to type this)

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I have a Chinese Water Dragon. He spends half the day in his water dish. Which confuses me why he needs a bath every month or so. Perhaps because he defecates in it...

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One of my anoles have a stubby tail (It lost it's old one) and a missing arm. I found her in the store in that condition, so I thought, "Poor thing." she's been living with me ever since.

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Metroid, you are really taking too many dares. o_O

 

I don't have any pets, I guess I'm more for minions.

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*Sneaks past Metroid and superglues the dares to his siggy*

 

And just for the record, dirty diapers are one of the ingredients for my cookies, so it's not really surprising that they taste like that.

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