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[Radiance]

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

hiii

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

why?

Santa Claus says:

Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

what will you do if i tell you

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

girl

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

i want color contacts

Santa Claus says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:.

 

And what else are you wishing for this year,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

a gun

Santa Claus says:

Great,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:! I'll see what I can do.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

do u hate me

Santa Claus says:

Gosh no. I love you!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

are u a molester

Santa Claus says:

Santa Claus.

 

LMFAO this is soo cool.

[Superfly]

YEYY I ADDED HIM loll heheehe

 

omg wat if this guy is a real person acting as santa lol

Yea I thought of that too, becuase it actually says hes typing and stuff, its creepy

[Guest Christmas Trace (Not Tree)]

This santa is a Bot, A simple talk back response program.

[Radiance]

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.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.—[€ Ñι‡Î±Î·ÎºÎ±€]—.:]|!]x.«.: says:

so what are u doing

Santa Claus says:

Not much.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.—[€ Ñι‡Î±Î·ÎºÎ±€]—.:]|!]x.«.: says:

how many elves do u have

Santa Claus says:

There are too many elves to count!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.—[€ Ñι‡Î±Î·ÎºÎ±€]—.:]|!]x.«.: says:

how many letters did u get from kids so far?

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.—[€ Ñι‡Î±Î·ÎºÎ±€]—.:]|!]x.«.: says:

am i naughty or nice?

Santa Claus says:

Let me check. Wait, I need to check one more time. Ah, here you are... on the nice list!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.—[€ Ñι‡Î±Î·ÎºÎ±€]—.:]|!]x.«.: says:

AWW really

Santa Claus says:

I see.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.—[€ Ñι‡Î±Î·ÎºÎ±€]—.:]|!]x.«.: says:

thanks

Santa Claus says:

My pleasure.

 

MOD EDIT: Post partially inappropriate. Please be considerate in future. Text in question removed.

[Superfly]

Anime is on..first 10 SS's are up...check topic!!!

[Radiance]

REALLY! woohoo

 

*runs to the secret santa board&*

[.Dan.]

Dude,Radiance,you're a sick-minded freak.

[Meeptroid]

k says:

Santa, are you there?

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?

k says:

You are talking to a boy.

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, k?

k says:

Well, a Nintendo Wii would be nice.

Santa Claus says:

Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

 

And what else are you wishing for this year, k?

k says:

I wish for world peace.

Santa Claus says:

Great, k! I'll see what I can do.

k says:

Really? You can do that?!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

k says:

...Excuse me?

Santa Claus says:

You're excused.

k says:

-_-;

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

k says:

Don't you know Christmas is in two days?

Santa Claus says:

Really?

k says:

I thought you would know.

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

k says:

I said that Christmas is in two days.

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...

k says:

It sure is!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

k says:

That's the Christmas spirit!

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

k says:

*Cough* I said... THAT"S THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!

Santa Claus says:

Really?

k says:

Yeah.

Santa Claus says:

I see.

k says:

Yep.

Santa Claus says:

Right.

k says:

Uh huh.

Santa Claus says:

I don't know, sorry!

k says:

Great... who will deliver the presents now?

Santa Claus says:

I fly through the air in a sleigh pulled by nine reindeer!

k says:

I know that, but you forgot about Christmas and it's almost here!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

k says:

I'm not gonna repeat myself again...

Santa Claus says:

You won't, huh? OK.

k says:

I'm glad you could understand.

Santa Claus says:

Really?

k says:

Sure!

Santa Claus says:

Sure thing.

k says:

 

Santa Claus says:

 

k says:

Alright, you beat me.

Santa Claus says:

You?

k says:

No, you!

Santa Claus says:

Santa Claus. HO HO HO!

k says:

Yep!

Santa Claus says:

Yea.

[Radiance]

Ops Sorry bout that ...

 

Ps. im not a guy.. -_-

[Meeptroid]

k says:

So... what's new?

Santa Claus says:

Eh, nothing much. How 'bout you?

k says:

Same here. I have to go to Church is four hours.

Santa Claus says:

That's cool.

 

Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

k says:

Lego.

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

k says:

Yep! Don't you love 'em?

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

k says:

Eh...

Santa Claus says:

I don't know.

 

Don't you want to ask me something?

k says:

Am I a boy or girl?

Santa Claus says:

Why, you're a very nice boy!

k says:

Thanks! ^____^

Santa Claus says:

You're welcome!

k says:

Good times...

Santa Claus says:

Yes? What about Good Times?

k says:

You like them?

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

k says:

Yay!

Santa Claus says:

Woo hoo!

k says:

Wheee!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! What?

k says:

Wha...

Santa Claus says:

Who's Wha?

k says:

Your momma!

Santa Claus says:

Hey! Leave her out of this.

k says:

Oh... sorry.

Santa Claus says:

OK! It's forgotten.

 

So moving right along...

[Radiance]

lol" your momma " thats funny one

[Meeptroid]

Here is a funny one...

 

k says:

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsi Roll center of a Tootsi Pop?

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

k says:

That's a number?

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...

k says:

Oh, come on!

Santa Claus says:

Come on Eileen, blah blah blah blah blah... Tura lura ley hey... I have funny pants...

 

That's a good song. Weird band though.

k says:

0_o

[Radiance]

Lol, i never got anything awkward out of him.

 

except this but yeh..

 

[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

do u have a mom

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:! I can't give out that kind of information.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

why not

Santa Claus says:

Well, there are probably some issues.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

like what?

Santa Claus says:

Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

what does prudent men

Santa Claus says:

Interesting!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

mean

Santa Claus says:

Who's Mean?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

you are

Santa Claus says:

I'm what?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

ur mean

Santa Claus says:

Am I mean?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

yes

Santa Claus says:

I think I'm not mean.

 

Well. Anyway...

 

Why don't you just ask me something?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

u are being mean to me

Santa Claus says:

I'm mean?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

i will tell my mom

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:! I can't give out that kind of information.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

do u hve a dad

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:! I can't give out that kind of information.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

why

Santa Claus says:

Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

why?

Santa Claus says:

Just because.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

because what?

Santa Claus says:

Just because.

[Guest Christmas Trace (Not Tree)]

Teen_Astronomer says:

Hi Mr. Retard!

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Teen_Astronomer! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

Teen_Astronomer says:

I already told you that I was a boy.

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, Teen_Astronomer?

Teen_Astronomer says:

I want you to die.

Santa Claus says:

Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

 

What else would you like, Teen_Astronomer?

Teen_Astronomer says:

Kill yourself

Santa Claus says:

That sounds nice! I'll see what I can do, Teen_Astronomer.

[Radiance]

Do you think someone is monitoring this program i mean the Santa claus thing, and like... reading all our conversations........

[Guest Christmas Trace (Not Tree)]

They wouldn't have much to gain by watching kids talk to santa

[Meeptroid]

k says:

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus says:

Merry Christmas!

k says:

Happy Holidays!

Santa Claus says:

Merry Christmas to you, k!

k says:

Thanks.

Santa Claus says:

You're most welcome.

k says:

Aww.

Santa Claus says:

 

k says:

 

Santa Claus says:

You have nothing to be ashamed of.

k says:

Really? I accidently forgot to turn the fireplace off last year...

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

k says:

You are happy?

Santa Claus says:

Yes!

k says:

Well, okay then!

Santa Claus says:

Then what?

k says:

Then I will ask you a question!

Santa Claus says:

No WAY!?! Really?

k says:

Durr...

Santa Claus says:

What about Durr?

k says:

Oh, he is just a buddy I'm talking to...

Santa Claus says:

Why, you're a very nice boy!

k says:

Thank you?

Santa Claus says:

np

 

Why don't you just ask me something?

k says:

You just chat speaked! *Calls police*

Santa Claus says:

I don't really know what I'm talking about. Sorry.

[Radiance]

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

are u a girl

Santa Claus says:

Yes.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

you are a girl

Santa Claus says:

Yes.

 

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

are u fat

Santa Claus says:

I could probably use a diet. Ho ho ho!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

do u like chicken

Santa Claus says:

Hmm...

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

do u like canada

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

how tall are you

Santa Claus says:

My name is Santa Claus!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

my name is santa claus too

Santa Claus says:

Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

 

So anyway...

 

Try asking me something.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

call my santa claus

Santa Claus says:

Santa Claus. HO HO HO!

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

call me santa clause please

Santa Claus says:

Hey! That's my name! I won't call you that.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

why not

Santa Claus says:

There are plenty of reasons why not.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

so tell me then

Santa Claus says:

What?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

tell me

Santa Claus says:

Tell you what?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

tell me

Santa Claus says:

What would you like me to tell you?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

tell me

Santa Claus says:

What?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

tell me

Santa Claus says:

Tell you what?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

tell me now

Santa Claus says:

What?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

are you being monitored

Santa Claus says:

Hmm... I don't know,.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.:, what do you think?

 

omg the last part is quite scaryy... :guiltysmiley:

[Anime]

I'm not even going to ask at this point... But the first set of trades are up. If you were number 1-11, you need to pick up if you haven't all ready.

[Radiance]

i already did :). Thanks anime for setting up the SS.

[Guest Christmas Trace (Not Tree)]

Teen_Astronomer says:

(bleep)ity (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)ity (bleep) (bleep), (bleep)y the (bleep)man! He's a (bleep)ity (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)...

Santa Claus says:

Why would you insult me like that?

 

You sure are a naughty one, Teen_Astronomer!

[Anime]

1-14 now. This is going to take longer than I thought....

[Guest Christmas Trace (Not Tree)]

Teen_Astronomer says:

(bleep)

Santa Claus says:

Thanks, but I'm not tired.

Teen_Astronomer says:

wtf

Santa Claus says:

wtf?

Teen_Astronomer says:

yes wtf

Santa Claus says:

wtf?

Teen_Astronomer says:

WTF!!!

Santa Claus says:

wtf?

Teen_Astronomer says:

STOP IT

Santa Claus says:

Stop what?

Teen_Astronomer says:

god, repeat everything I say

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho?

 

Note: I actually said (bleep) to him

[Radiance]

lolz, he's singing all the songs to me!

 

[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

sing me a song

Santa Claus says:

Oh the weather outside is frightful,

But the fire is so delightful,

And since we've no place to go,

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

 

So what do you want to talk about besides music?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

more songs

Santa Claus says:

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

Now the jingle hop has begun

 

Well. Anyway...

 

Try asking me something.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

more more songs

Santa Claus says:

Over the river and through the woods

To Grandmother's house we go.

The horse knows the way to carry the sleigh

Through white and drifted snow.

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

more songs

Santa Claus says:

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas;

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;

Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

 

Well. Anyway...

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

more songs

Santa Claus says:

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring

Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun

Now the jingle hop has begun

 

Let's talk about something besides music...

 

Don't you want to ask me something?

.[[5]]. :.».x[!|[:.×[•РÑιчαηκα•]×.:]|!]x.«.: says:

more songs please

Santa Claus says:

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose.

And if you ever saw him,

you would even say it glows.

 

Enough about music... let's move on.

 

Why don't you just ask me something?

 

Trace where did u find out about the santa clause program thing?

[Superfly]

WOW, i am amazed that you aren't bored of that yet, I got bored of it after 3 mins...