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No, just entertainment

 

Teen_Astronomer says:

I hate you

 

Santa Claus says:

Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.

 

I think I have to put you on the naughty list.

 

Teen_Astronomer says:

It is my opinion, I should still get gifts

 

Santa Claus says:

That would ruin the surprise.

 

What do you want for Christmas?

 

edit, the santa bot is a computer program.

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Teen_Astronomer says:

what's your email address?

Santa Claus says:

I live in the North Pole.

Teen_Astronomer says:

What is your email?

Santa Claus says:

I'm Santa Claus. Merry Christmas.

 

Let's talk about something besides me...

 

You want to talk about where I live some more?

Teen_Astronomer says:

WHAT IS YOUR (bleep)ENED EMAIL?

Santa Claus says:

Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize.

Teen_Astronomer says:

why?

Santa Claus says:

Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize.

Teen_Astronomer says:

No

Santa Claus says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

Teen_Astronomer says:

(bleep) you

Santa Claus says:

Pretty please?

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

Say you're sorry.

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Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Teen_Astronomer! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

Teen_Astronomer says:

boy

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, Teen_Astronomer?

Teen_Astronomer says:

I want you to die.

Santa Claus says:

 

My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that!

 

I'll see what I can do!

 

Anything else, Teen_Astronomer?

 

lol

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MOP Ghost says:

Hi

Santa Claus says:

[service too busy]

MOP Ghost says:

hi

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, MOP Ghost! I'm Santa Claus!

 

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

MOP Ghost says:

boy

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, MOP Ghost?

MOP Ghost says:

Wii

Santa Claus says:

My elves will get right on that.

 

What else would you like, MOP Ghost?

MOP Ghost says:

A time machine

Santa Claus says:

Great, MOP Ghost! I'll see what I can do.

 

Can Santa give me a time machine?

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Santa Claus says:

You know what? I think you need to apologize for that.

Teen_Astronomer says:

(bleep) you

Santa Claus says:

Please apologize, OK?

Teen_Astronomer says:

No way

Santa Claus says:

You've got to apologize.

Teen_Astronomer says:

No i don't

Santa Claus says:

Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.

Teen_Astronomer says:

I can do this all day and night, you can't.

Santa Claus says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

Teen_Astronomer says:

(bleep) you

Santa Claus says:

I asked you to please apologize.

Teen_Astronomer says:

no

Santa Claus says:

Waiting...

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Teen_Astronomer says:

I want to kill myself

Teen_Astronomer says:

No response? Here I go. *Grabs knife*

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

Teen_Astronomer says:

*Blood drips onto keyboard and Teen_Astronomer is no more, thanks to Santa*

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

 

 

lol

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Teen_Astronomer says:

I want to kill myself

Teen_Astronomer says:

No response? Here I go. *Grabs knife*

Santa Claus says:

What was that?

Teen_Astronomer says:

*Blood drips onto keyboard and Teen_Astronomer is no more, thanks to Santa*

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

lol

 

Santa Clause seems stisfied! :yes:

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