Z-Day is on the rise.

[ZombieFacee]

I'm a bad influence, a bad luck charm and my taste in music is crappy. I'm young and I'm trouble. I may not be perfect, but I am always myself; puzzled and confused. I learn from my mistakes and I have no regrets. I'm difficult and hard to please. I'm forever changing my mind. I've been told I'm an obsession and rather nifty. Hate me? Love me? Don't worry, you won't make me or break me. My mind is always running in 27 directions, and I have the worst attention span. I'm narcissistic. Yeah, I'm shallow; so what? I judge people before I know them and I always go off first impressions. I'm not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking. I have opinions like everybody else and I'm usually not sorry for what I have to say. Being alone scares the bejeezus out of me.

 

I trip over flat surfaces. I still have a little bit of growing up to do. I talk to myself, a lot. I hate being told what to do and I'll always do the opposite. I'm stubborn and sarcastic. I'm impulsive and I have a bad temper. I'll crawl into your heart, stay a while and I swear I'll leave more than a fingerprint behind. My idea of a tragedy is when I run out of peanut butter. I'm clumsy, I can be clingy, and I rarely remember what's left and what's right. On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin. I make up random words and expect people to know what they mean. I play with my piercings and twirl my hair when I'm bored. I have an obsession with zombies, penguins and waffles. But I'm adorable. Poke me; I like it. Let's go play in traffic?

[Tank Girl]

I'm a bad influence, a bad luck charm and my taste in music is crappy. I'm young and I'm trouble. I may not be perfect, but I am always myself; puzzled and confused. I learn from my mistakes and I have no regrets. I'm difficult and hard to please. I'm forever changing my mind. I've been told I'm an obsession and rather nifty. Hate me? Love me? Don't worry, you won't make me or break me. My mind is always running in 27 directions, and I have the worst attention span. I'm narcissistic. Yeah, I'm shallow; so what? I judge people before I know them and I always go off first impressions. I'm not mean, I just say what everyone else is thinking. I have opinions like everybody else and I'm usually not sorry for what I have to say. Being alone scares the bejeezus out of me.

 

I trip over flat surfaces. I still have a little bit of growing up to do. I talk to myself, a lot. I hate being told what to do and I'll always do the opposite. I'm stubborn and sarcastic. I'm impulsive and I have a bad temper. I'll crawl into your heart, stay a while and I swear I'll leave more than a fingerprint behind. My idea of a tragedy is when I run out of peanut butter. I'm clumsy, I can be clingy, and I rarely remember what's left and what's right. On a scale of one to crazy, I'm a penguin. I make up random words and expect people to know what they mean. I play with my piercings and twirl my hair when I'm bored. I have an obsession with zombies, penguins and waffles. But I'm adorable. Poke me; I like it. Let's go play in traffic?

 

Hmm, you sound a lot like me. Except I'm much better obv :)

Also, Penguins aren't as good as Tapirs.

[ZombieFacee]

Nah, I'm sure I'm much better. :P

Are you crazzzy? Tapirs are weird looking things, penguins are adorable!

[Tank Girl]

Wachoo on bout fool?!

Tapirs are awesome. They're cute and funny lookin and gorgeous!

 

 

Case closed.

[ZombieFacee]

If it was cute, would I have almost died looking at it's facee?

[Tank Girl]

Well every time I see a Penguin I throw up in my mouth. So there.

[ZombieFacee]

Ah, poor penguin.

 

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