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Anything just randomly funny happen to you or around you lately?

 

Like for instance in my Math class my teacher just finished explaining the lesson 30 seconds ago and a kid raises his hand

 

"Yes?"

"I don't get number 33"

"33?!"

"Yeah..."

"We just started, how are you on 33?"

"..."

"..."

"I'm special?"

 

So any random funny moments happen lately?

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Since we are friends everyrthing is RaNdOm with me sooo...this was a little talk with my friends. "" are me, ''are my friends...

"Anything new?"

'No. You?'

"My mum flushed my Goldfish down the toilet."

'You have a golden fish!?'

"It's not a golden fish! Every time!"

'Wasn't it dead 5 years ago?'

"Yes..."

'Well I gotta go help my dad plunge the shower head. Bye.'

"Bye. Shower head?

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Very interesting Triston. xDDD

 

 

There was one time when our math teacher was telling us about the time kids snuck into his class room and put up birthday decorations for him.

 

Me: "It must of been pretty easy"

Teacher: "How so, Ryan?"

"Well I mean, it's a school, not the White house, the locks aren't exactly first class..."

"Is that so?"

"Yeah, I guess..."

"Ryan, please get up and come with me"

He walked me over to the door and opened it.

"Ryan, step outside for a minute"

I took a step outside and he closed the door and locked it behind me.

"Tell me how easy it is to get in now, Ryan."

After 5 minutes though he let me back in after he finished grading everyones tests...

 

I have a very interesting math class.

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Uhuh...once in school this happened...my friend was asking me the answers to this quiz...same rules as last time!

"67X42..."

'I thought it only gone up to 12X12?'

"No."

'What's the Co Sign of Pie?'

"There isn't even that question in there!"

'Oh yeah! Pie doesn't have a sign! It just delicious flavouring!'

"Why is he so dumb?"

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nuts also say warning contains nuts and made in a factory where nuts are handled... i never would have guessed :laughingsmiley:

 

my wee sis is called hannah but we call her harry (long story dont ask)...

and in church 0:) 2day i give her a love heart sweet and u kno they say things like txt me etc

 

..... well hers said happy harry :S ... weird

 

im keepin that sweet forever now :yes:

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This happened a bit ago, but I was sitting there at the lunch table, minding my own business and talking to my friends when this guy walks past and one minute he's upright and the next he's down. I mean this man just went down. Like crazy fast. He pops back up the next second... with a banana peel in his hand.

 

He'd slipped on the banana peel. :P

 

Okay... so I thought it was funny at least.

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I remember one time we were about to finish school for a week and the headmaster was giving a speech:

"Now, I hope you'll all have a safe holiday and won't get into any trouble.

You never know... you may get kidnapped by some really nasty people and you'll all wake up dead-"

 

And then everybody in the whole hall burst out laughing at the "wake up dead" part.

And he didn't have a clue what was going on :P

 

It was rather funny ^_^

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You'll probably find this really funny. Today at maths, my friend raised his hand and this happened. "" Is my friend, '' is my teacher.

'Yes?'

"I can't answer these uestions."

'Why?'

"It's because the times tables only go up to 12X12."

'That's not true.'

"..."

'...'

"It is true."

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A while ago, I told my friend the results to WWE: TLC and how Shemus, a new guy, defeated John Cena and won the WWE Championship. He then proceeded to pound on my arm, shake me like crazy, and yell like a madman. I got dizzy.

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:O Shamus, was it, beat John Cena!?!?!?!!?!? Amazing...anyway some kid raises his hand during science...

'Yes?'

"What is the air speed velocity of an African swallow?"

'Air speed velocity of an African swallow!?'

"Yes."

'Well that would be...'

She looks in the book.

'12 Kilometers per hour.'

"No. Actually it's 40 kilometers per hour."

'...'

"I know things."

 

 

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A group of friends and I were at a steamboat place a week or so back and there was this poster with ridiculous warning signs on them xD

 

We only took pictures of a few so yea.

 

-Danger! Getting really high may encourage you to forget your problems and just enjoy life.

-Warning: You are getting older, please act accordingly.

-Warning: Do not test the strength of corrosive liquids by pouring them on your hands.

 

etc. xD

 

Oh and I was shelling prawns for the group (since no one else can do it without using their hands) and one of my friends made an embarrassing remark about me so the hand in which I was holding the knife slipped and the prawn for some odd reason sailed into the air and landed goodness knows where. It was funny to see at least xD.

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-Warning: Do not test the strength of corrosive liquids by pouring them on your hands.

 

Lol, that makes me think of one of the warnings on our chemistry lab.

 

"Warning, fire burns things."

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A few years ago, my cousin was banging me against the wall as a joke. Then, my giant Optimus Prime action figure landed on my head. I was light headed for the rest of the day. I was like 7.

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Today in my pre calculus class we spent 20 minutes trying to draw a perfect circle.

then my teacher quacked like the aflac duck randomly

and a girl started laughing so hard she snorted and was basically hyperventilating.

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