^<v Game

[Seliphra]

^Yes you are exist

<Don't worry

v Do you ever feel like maybe we're actually in the Matrix and none of this exists?

[antiaircraft]

^ Not really.

< Unfortunately, life's just never that awesome. xD

v Are you using a mouse or a touchpad?

[Seliphra]

^A mouse

<Life might be like that though :yes:

v Were you aware that Evil Home Depot is having a sale on giant laser-beams?

[antiaircraft]

^ Yes.

< I keep tabs on that sort of thing. It's part of my DOOM Corp. responsibilities.

v Looking for a supervillain?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ negative

 

< A giant waffle walked into a toaster. The End.

 

V Do you eat tree bark?

[antiaircraft]

^ Negative.

< Affirmative!

v Do you like saying 'negative' and 'affirmative'?

[The Score in Blue]

^ Both!

< Just like when I say salutations

v Do you like Spock?

[antiaircraft]

^ I do indeed.

< :yes:

v Favourite smiley?

[The Score in Blue]

^ :cowboy:

< or maybe this one ^_^

v Favourite cartoon character?

[antiaircraft]

^ Uh... I'm not sure.

< Possibly Winnie the Pooh.

v Got any water?

[The Score in Blue]

^ No, not right now.

< I'm not drinking water right now.

v Why do you want water?

[antiaircraft]

^ I'm very thirsty.

< Water is good.

v Agreed?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ yes

 

< especially cold water

 

V Do you have a pet walrus?

[antiaircraft]

^ Nope.

< I'm not too big on pets.

v Want a hug?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ yes

 

< very specific hug

 

V Have you ever been on a submarine for over 8 hours without leaving?

[antiaircraft]

^ Nope.

< *randomly hugs*

v Do you tend to slip and fall often?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ no

 

< almost hit my head on a toilet last time that happened though.

 

V Do you want to bring the elephant bird back from extinction by using a time machine?

[antiaircraft]

^ I wouldn't mind doing that.

< Ick. Pain.

v Don't you just hate it?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ hate isn't a strong enough word for it.

 

< I have an apple.

 

V Do you know approximately how long we would have to live if the earth stopped spinning?

[antiaircraft]

^ No. I'd love to know though.

< Heart pains + headache + injured knee = too bothered to look it up.

v How long would we have to live if the Earth stopped spinning?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ I have no idea

 

< I'm planning on making my head look like a pumpkin tomorrow.

 

V Can you whistle?

[antiaircraft]

^ Yes.

< Not very well though.

v *wince* Do you hate heart pains?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ affirmative

 

< :mellow:..........

 

V When was the last time you saw a predatory bird?

[jumpingbeans]

^ Probably never

> Though I might have

V What's your favorite animal?

[̊ ˉˉ ̊]

^ siafu

 

< corkscrew

 

V do you eat breakfast?