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The third word is "largely".

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Lol! That's awesome. Did you guys know the other ones?

 

A Democrat and a Republican are being interviewed.

 

"I am a Republican", says the man.

 

"I am a Democrat", says the woman. Assume that at least one of them is lying. Which one is it?

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Wouldn't both of them have to be lying? There's one Republican and one Democrat, if only one is lying there should be two Republicans/Democrats.

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Both are lying to make the other party look bad!

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Yeah! It's kind of confusing, though.

 

A man lives one block from where he works. He needs to be at work by 9:30 AM. He sets his alarm for 9 AM, and gets to work at 9:30 AM. When he gets there, his boss fires him for being late. The boss and the man both had accurate clocks. What happened?

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Was he one day late?

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I don't know. . . but it's none of them. Good tries though!

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He was in an area where when he went to work he went into a diffrent time zone? (sorry if it is a bit confusing)

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Yeah! It is kind of confusing though, I wouldn't like to be that guy. :P

 

 

 

If Mama bull, Papa bull and Baby bull are in a pasture and the Baby bull gets frightened by something, who would he run to first?

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That was easy, wasn't it?

 

A young boy goes into an unusual clothing store. The owner tells him that he charges $3 for a tie, $3 for a hat and $5 for a shirt. How much would he charge for a jacket?

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I think it would be either 5,6,or 7 dollars.

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He would charge $6, both because he can do whatever he likes, and because there are six letters in the word 'jacket'.

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Meh..... I was close.

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