Boomer Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Rice Cakes And Water (I Just Had To Say That One To Joke Around) I Have No Idea What It Is. Quote
Awesome_Paul Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 he walked to and from the long distanced vacation??? Quote
Boomer Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Ohhh It just hit me i know what it is (hehehe I won't say it though) Its hard to get to though and i wanna see if anyone can get it. EDIT:By The Way My Health Class Helped Me get The Answer Quote
Ellie_Penguin Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 omg this is soo easy lol. I've tried that diet and it actually worked, honestly. I'll PM the answer to Myriad, but i won't post it here 'cause I also want other people to guess it XD. Quote
kikaown Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 He ate just celery the entire time. You burn more calories digesting celery than you get from it. Quote
Myriad Posted March 13, 2007 Author Posted March 13, 2007 Yeah. I think Ellie won that one, because she PM'd it to me. I'm trying it, but the ice-cream is beckoning. . .xD Did you really eat just plain celery? I don't really like it that much. My history is long in telling, Though my origins are unknown. I watch the tender earth most carefully, Clothed in discards long disowned. I guard against the raucous poachers, Praying for a gust of wind that will animate my lifeless form. The autumn winds will signal the completion of my job. Maybe if I had a brain I'd choose to move south for the winter. Who am I? Quote
Boomer Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I think I know what this one is... A Scarecrow Quote
webpixie Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I think I know what this one is... A Scarecrow oooo thats a good answer, if it isnt it then i have no idea what it would be.. notthat i was thinkigno n the right track anyways.. Quote
Myriad Posted March 14, 2007 Author Posted March 14, 2007 Yuh huh. I didn't get that without the clue. A man leaves home on foot one evening, makes three left turns and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting there. Who are they? Quote
Izzy ♥ Posted March 14, 2007 Posted March 14, 2007 XD Thats a good one, but I looked the answer up so I won't post it :D Good luck everyone! Quote
Boomer Posted March 14, 2007 Posted March 14, 2007 Man i stared at that one and i think i got it but i won't post it because i wanna see if someone else can get it since i got the last one. Quote
webpixie Posted March 14, 2007 Posted March 14, 2007 Oi! i was so not thinking out of the box enough on this one(looked up the answer) Quote
kikaown Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 He was playing baseball; they were the catcher and the umpire. Quote
Creeper unidog Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 trick or treat!!!! ^_^ umm.. grown men begging for candy Quote
Myriad Posted March 16, 2007 Author Posted March 16, 2007 Lol! Uh, that was was kikaown. Thanks crash for that. ;) An elderly pool attendant is starting to get sick of having to open the swimming pool every Monday, so he decides that the pool will remain closed on Mondays from now on. Being of reasonably limited English, he makes up a sign which he hangs from the front gate. What's special about his sign? NOW NO SWIMS ON MON Quote
webpixie Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 that if he puts the sign up upside down it still says the same thing ^_^ Quote
Wells Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 Man thats clever! I wouldnt have ever got it! :P Quote
Boomer Posted March 16, 2007 Posted March 16, 2007 Haha very clever i wouldn't have gotten that one. Quote
Myriad Posted March 17, 2007 Author Posted March 17, 2007 Oh well, you can answer the next one! And that was hard, I didn't get it either. . . A one-armed bandit is sitting quietly in an airport, having just taken $200 from an old man. Kristy, who watched the bandit take the old man's money, walks over and takes $1000 from the bandit. Even though a police officer witnessed both these events and the bandit made enough ruckus to alert everyone in the vicinity to what happened, Kristy was able to keep the $1000 and the old man didn't get his money back. Why? Quote
Creeper unidog Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 because everyone couldnt hear or the airplane was making a loud noise that the bandit couldnt get caught and that the police officer was blind :hair: Quote
Boomer Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 Just like every riddle you put up i read it about a binjillion times and it finnally hit me and the answer is (so i think the answer is).... The one armed bandit is a slot machine.The old man spent $200 on it a got nothing back. And Kristy is a luck gambler. (well it half way made sense to me because im a 13 year-old who has been to vegas and seen this same set-up just witouht the $1000 :D) Quote
Ellie_Penguin Posted March 17, 2007 Posted March 17, 2007 lol because it was a slot machine. One-armed bandit is another word for it XD. ugh you beat me Crash LOL. I was correcting a typo on my message XD so i took longer to post. Quote
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